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16:51 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde Who Has it All
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
What do you give a blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
16:52 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Pre-Paid Plan
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
16:53 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde Pooltable
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls
16:55 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blondes and Butter
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
A: They both spread for bread.
Q: What do blondes have in common with butter?
A: They both spread for bread.
16:56 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde and Taxi
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
16:56 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde Bird
What do you call a blonde bird?
A swallow!
What do you call a blonde bird?
A swallow!
16:58 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
What's The Difference, Yo?
What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!
What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?
One lays bricks and the other lays pricks!
17:00 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde's Coffin
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?
Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!
17:01 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde Brushing Hair
Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
A: Pulled up her pants.
Q: What did the blonde do after she brushed her hair?
A: Pulled up her pants.
17:02 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde in a Round Room
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner!
17:03 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde and Tracks
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.
What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
They have both been laid all over America.
17:03 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Cyber-Blonde 3
What do blondes and computers have in common?
They both go down!
What do blondes and computers have in common?
They both go down!
17:05 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
XXX Blondes
What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.
17:06 Thu 28 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blondes and Waterskiing
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
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09:50 Fri 29 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
wot is similar between michael jackson and a ps2
kids turn them on
kids turn them on
15:11 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blondes and Bricks
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once
15:12 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde and Dictionary
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick.
15:14 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Two Blondes and a Camel
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two a$$holes on that camel!!'"
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two a$$holes on that camel!!'"
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