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15:17 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde Protection
Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter
Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A: A bus shelter
15:18 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?
One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.
What's the difference between a blonde and a Ritz cracker?
One is a snack cracker the other is a crack snacker.
15:18 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Talking Blondes
Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
15:20 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde In A Bathroom
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde get confused in the the bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
15:22 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde and Halogen
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort
15:23 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, ''They are my emergency flashers.''
A blonde's car had broken down. A cop pulled up and asked her what the group of naked men next to her were doing. The blonde said, ''They are my emergency flashers.''
15:23 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde's Legs
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
15:26 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Seduction Made Easy
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
15:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
San Fran Blondes
Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
Because their balls hang out!
Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
Because their balls hang out!
15:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde and Lightbulb
How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb?
She doesn't know — she's used to screwing other things.
How many minutes does it take a blonde to screw in a lightbulb?
She doesn't know — she's used to screwing other things.
15:29 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme
16:27 Sat 30 Jul 05 (BST) [Link]
Stuffing
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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