summer before last i was playing footy down the park n i dove in to block a shot but i was a bit to close to a guy with a bit to powerful a right foot on him, the ball and then this guys foot went straight through my ankle, (a bit like alan smiths injury v liverpool) it landed on the concrete at 90 degrees, didnt realise what had hapened at first i just knew it hurt, i couldnt go home cos that would take to long to walk and would be 2 painful n i cudnt go to the docs as it shuts on wednsdays, so i caried on playing for a bit then played a set of tennis, which i actualy won.

bout a week or 2 later it was stil reli purple n swolen so me mam took us to the hospital n they said it was broken but cudnt do anything as it had already strarted to heal at a weird angle, so im stuk with a slightly messed up ankle

Erm... nice thread lol!

Shot in the back up by my right arm. not by a hunting gun tho.
cut on my left leg and stabed in the chest. almost died.
in a crash, no belt on cracked my head open.
fell into a shed, cut my chest open.
broke my ankle playing rugby.
bricks fell on my head and finger(could see my hole bone on my little finger)
got knock over by a car, got back up and went into watch pokemon( lol i didnt know what hit me )
got shot in the side by my mate when i was stoned
i got bottled on the head.
a guy pulled a wheel on a 250 and smashed me in the face.
few broken noses in fights.(still won tho hehe)
my mate hit me with a frying pan for a vid(cut all my eyebrowe W I D E open.

got loads more. all these happend when i was younger - 15, i am 17 now lol not long ago..

1 more that i can remember my mate was playing darts on my feet lol

This is one not so long ago, i was biking to my brothers, when i saw some immature 13/14 year old teenagers standing ahead, so i thought it would be nesacary to aviod them, so i swirved a bit, and the group of teenagers picked up a rock. They threw it and it hit me in the nose, broke my nose, of course i fell of the bike, and the pedal went straight through my thigh, the funny thing was IT BLOODY HURT!, the teenagers ran away, and after a wait the parmedics come, and they one fixing my nose and one fixing my thigh. The one fixing my thigh had a terrible drob as everytime he put pressure my thigh squirted blood like a fountain, PAINFULL! i still got a hugeee mark now

Only just saw this thread, I can't decide whether it's really appropriate, leaving out the graphical details may help my decision!

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Excuse the poor attempt of a pun but:

Bloody double post!!

Edited at 14:27 Wed 25/10/06 (BST)

Pmsl magic!

Yea it is a bit too graphic!

right guys, too much, remember this site is for everyone; I dont want to be harsh but imagine a 9 yeqr old reading somme of this stuff!