i'll go first
jimmy was walkin galong the street....

i meant along

as he walked into david beckham and wayne rooney and they say ......

yo wanna game of football then jimmy halfs the both of them leaving them ....

Edited at 21:55 Thu 5/10/06 (BST)

on the oppisite team to .......

jimmy.
they plan ther're revenge on jimmy by ...

kickin him in the nuts so jimmy was on the floor and shoutin his ....

head off got up and done a zidane headbutt in2 them , then all off a sudden .....

Edited at 22:25 Thu 5/10/06 (BST)

there was a message dropped from the sky and it said ......

come to the fighting tournament an challenge the champion .....

so he did and the fighting chapion was amir knan doin all the skill's in the book as jimmy said ....

(is it just us 2 lmao)

jimmy got 2 the final and fought an epic battle with khan and then ...
(think it is lol join my deserted island adventure plz)

khan offered him a pint in the pub down the road and said .....

" you won far and square now u shall meet the real champion who is also square and yellow HIS NAME IS!.....

bob the builder and he says .....

"the real champion is sponge bob square pants his spongyness cannot be hurt you shall fight tomorrow"
the next day ......

comes and he walks into the pub and see spongebob CIRLE pants and says .....

" i thought you were square pants"
he replied "wrong washing lets!!!......

go and have a fartin compinstead ......

a wat?