When people try to walk through a door that is locked and they go face first into it even better if they are running!

my college lifts, one of them doesn't re-open if someone squeezes in (the sensors don't work) and someone gettin themselves caught in it is hilarious!!

i know from experience

All of the Scary Movies, especially number 1.

Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.

Me on a bike.

Those bizarre mirrors which make you look like an elephant in one and a street lamp in another.

Strawberry jelly.

Men who wear the waist of their trousers uncomfortably high.

Barry Manilow. (Enough said).

Personal injury adverts, "Have you or anyone you know had an accident that's not your fault?"
Erm yep, accidents are accidents they aren't anyone's fault.

my 3 year old daughter

Ditto on the Personal Injury ads Eve! (even though they are pretty much the reason my job exists!)

I'd love to see an ad saying : "Have you been sued by someone recently...."

The word 'cheese' when said with a very sad face

When you trip over a paving stone in public and everyone points and laughs!

Then the market research lady comes up to you and say's,

"Have you or anyone you know had an accident that wasn't their fault"

Well, maybe it's the paving stones fault? It could be the fault of the local council who laid the said stone? Or it could be my fault because i wasn't paying attention?

Ok it was my fault so i choose to sue me! So as long as the personal claim lawyer does as promised and gives me 100% of the claim on a no win no fee basis im a winner whichever way you look at it! Phew!

Things that make me laff *thinks*

Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's house/Bad Boys

2 pints of Lager and a packet of........

Tids on the BC

Stella's Jokes

Steph when she's drunk

Ste for being witty and funny



Oh and getting tickled! that makes me laff

*gets ken dodds tickling stick from notty ash and tickles JST...i mean JSG*

I WASNT DRUNK!!!

OK OK!! what makes u laff is the topic! LMFAO!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Homer Simpson makes me laugh...............but the best one of all is the campfire scene in blazing saddles

My mum trying to be 'hip and groovy'

Eddie Izzards wild stand up about talking dogs etc.

Hitting someone on the head with a snowball from a great distance.

Getting stuck in a fence/alligator/hedge

why would you be 'stuck in an alligator'? or is that a fantasy that should be kept secret?

miss_steph in "Link-a-word"

pretty_woman in "During sex"

JSG's mole on her top lip

And well, just about everyone else on F+G's, sometimes i am literally crying with laughter.

Watching someone trying SO hard to walk in the snow/ice without falling !! makes me pmsl!








(Stella!! Its NOT a mole ffs! lmao)

Alan Partridge saying ''no way you weirdo, your a mentalist'' or something along them lines!

Chubby Brown! Even b4 he speaks!! LMAO!

Billy Connolly and Peter Kay make me laugh just by looking at them