Ur feet smell yet
ur nose runs

any more weird phrases??

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

Why do "Fat chance" and "Slim chance" mean the same thing???

turkey...

with emphasis on the word..........


turkey


(i made it up it is completely random hmm)

He's on his last legs, if he goes to bed he'll wake up dead in the morning!

frigid girls are great... they keep your beer cold

PMFSL!!!!

The first time someone calls you a horse, hit them.
The second time someone calls you a horse, kill them.
The third time someone calls you a horse, maybe its time to go looking for a saddle.

Beer counting..:

One
Two
Many



for all of u dumb people... put it in numbers and read it back

Edited at 09:26 Thu 7/09/06 (BST)

'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit

cant remeber which snooker commentator said it but a while back, while televising snooker he said.......

" for those of you watching in black and white the brown is the one next to the green " or something like that

LMAO. i think i remember that. but cant rember who.

Ted Lowe i think?
always the one for the gaffs

Edited at 15:53 Thu 12/10/06 (BST)

dont take life too seriously, youll never get out alive!

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' David Acfield whoever he is said that

comentator"will romeo be a christian?"
beckham"of course but i don't know wat religeon yet"

DOHHH!

Typical Beckham