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05:13 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to...or they do.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there:
They have no wife to go home to...or they do.
16:07 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just p*ss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you Fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you Fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
16:07 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ar*e ... then things just get worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ar*e ... then things just get worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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23:38 Mon 1 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Oooh, 20 Highly entertaining thoughts there Keoghz.
Oh and my thought: if i make it look like an accident, will the dissapearance of my brother be noticed?
Oh and my thought: if i make it look like an accident, will the dissapearance of my brother be noticed?
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17:03 Fri 5 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,
I need a new G string!"
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,
I need a new G string!"
11:42 Sat 6 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Im thinking of a song
"AGGAADDOOOOOOO DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"AGGAADDOOOOOOO DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"
15:33 Sat 6 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Who is that guy in the gorilla suit? Phil Collins?
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16:50 Sat 6 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
rrrrrrrrrrright? well thank god my tailbone isn't broken, just bruised
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06:04 Sun 7 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
You really dont wanna know what i am thinking !
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07:42 Sun 7 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Love that tune paula greta one for getting ppl on dance floor
justsumgirl said:
Im thinking of a song
"AGGAADDOOOOOOO DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"AGGAADDOOOOOOO DO DO DO PUSH PINEAPPLE BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Love that tune paula greta one for getting ppl on dance floor
09:24 Sun 7 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
LOL Ya like Potty? DO YA? hahaha
Im Thinking of yesterday xx
Im Thinking of yesterday xx
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09:30 Sun 7 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Chinese food at the mall seems like a delicious idea, but no. It is not. It is not.
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07:33 Fri 12 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Im Thinking.....Can i really be that Lucky?? xx
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08:33 Fri 12 Sep 08 (BST) [Link]
Im thinking me liver needs a good bashing tonight
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