I really feel sorry for Madonna's babies, having to grow without a last name

Why does grass only smell when you cut it???

With all the talk of rising costs of Lager....

Im off out tonight Panic Drinking

Lmaoooooooooooo Stell


Lead me not into temptation....I can find it Myself

Time to leave the past in the past and concentrate on the future!

Money cant buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery

If this is as good as life gets.. i'm happy

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity! quote from Albert Einstein!!!!

STELL!! ARGH!!!!

Go on a 30 day diet (Im on it and so far ive lost 15 days)

Is there really such a thing called a "Civil" War ????

Edited at 20:31 Mon 23/06/08 (BST)

A cure for seasickness.Sit under a tree

AAARRGGGHHH! I'm over holidays! The boredom is worse then the study!

Sunday Roast on a Tuesday mmmm.

Why is it that when we are humming and then we hold our nose, our humming stops? Do we really hum through our nose or mouths?

If a deaf child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

AAAAAHHHHHHH... Soo Hyperactive! ahhh! HElp! someone!! too much energyy!! too much happiness! ahh helppp! or ruunnn!!

Why does a drunk man/woman always find the way home!

if we arn't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Edited at 13:36 Thu 26/06/08 (BST)

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?