pmsl ya mad stell!!

If Roy Orbison drove all night to get to his women, how long was he driving for? Why not fly? How did he make love to her after being awake all night? (He's not young ya know) And why would you ask a girl if it's ok to do the oky koky with her? I'm guessing you'd already know.......

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

pass

John you might be able to answer this.....!!

If you only have 1 eye...do you Wink or Blink ???

-_o

I found myself thinking...which scared me.

When did people realise that cooking on a fire was a good idea...and how?

Also if dumbo was never created would people still see pink elephants when they are drunk?

REMEMBER

You are the most important person you will ever meet.
Why not ask yourself for an autograph.
( Tell yourself, It's not for you, it's for your inner child. )

I had a bout of Amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time this morning.

I thought to myself "Have I forgotten this before" ??

PMSL I swear to god Honey, you do think some nad things HAHAHA

What if all humans had no arms???

They wud be Armless' PMSL

And not legless lmao

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

trys it now,,hang on lmao

No your right stella..my mouth was open lmao

See lmao

PMSL We do too LMAOOO Omg i actually just used my finger as a mascara brush and pretended LMAO

Why is when your feeding someone your mouth opens to lmao

LMAO...yh babies ive done that too

What about when someone says..dont look now but....and we look! PMSL