If you remixed a remix, will it go back to normal?

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

*runs*

Surprise burglars...

...hit them over the head with your Welcome mat

In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

An ache is just...

...a muscle that wants a hug...

If women were punished by god by having to endure childbirth (when Eve ate the apple) WTF did us men do to have to endure women?

Do a strip for yourself every night

Be the star in your own life!

Every night don't just undress, STRIP! Throw off those clothes and cavort! Put on sexy music! Gyrate like a professional, even if you are on your own. Make everything you do special!

(And, yes, it's OK to use the door if you don't have a pole!)

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Can you not use that sort of languate on here please there might be kids on like ME and try to abriviate them either.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.

~Domi~

Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug.

Sometimes your the car, sometimes your the road.

If there's such a thing as Springsteen, is there such a thing as Springsty?

(Springsteen - 10) * 10 = Springsty

I don't understand...

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

A sad thing in life is, you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, and you just have to let go.

Never say goodbye if you still want to try. Never give up if you still feel you can go on. Never say you do not love a person anymore if you cannot let go.