At about 5:20am (gmt) there was an asteroid moving at 11 miles per second that almost collided with Earth. It came as close as the moon is to our little planet and it had hit it would have wiped out an area the size of belgium!

I saw this in the paper this evenin, was only a small article as to not cause national panic...so I thought i'd do that here

WE ALL NEARLY SNUFFED IT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Edited at 19:09 Mon 3/07/06 (BST)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Seriously that was a bit close though!!)

would have wiped out belgium thats impresive but if it had wiped out belgium would any have noticed it had gone

me, i would've had to go without my precious belgium chocolate! and the leaders of that country are so damn nice, god bless belgium!

BOOPSEY LOVES YOU!

Ison, that would be funny is Belgium wasn't the resting place of tens of thousands of our troops from mainly the first, but also second world wars.
I'd say 90% of us have a relative buried there....at least a distant one.

turner its was merely a joke i didnt mean to disrespect the millions who died in the wars and i apologise to anyone who interpreted it that way, i have actualy been to belgium and visited said graves, but i dont think that just because something bad hapened in a place it becomes of limits for joke makin/general humor as if this was the case then you couldnt mock any place, would anyone have taken ofence if i had mocked poland, i doubt it, but poland was the site of the death camps in WW2, or russia where 1.5 million ppl died in a single battle, whilst what happened in belgium is regretable i stand by my view that belgium is the single most boring palce i have ever been to, its jst a field, with a couple of house doted around, and for somme reason a 12ft statue of a cow in the middle of a roundabout

it may have taken a belgian size chunk out of sweden! how could we live without sweden?!

It could have hit ibiza!

Shot through your bedroom window...an the surrounding city! U'd notice then

OOOooooo shiny light....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Edited at 21:14 Mon 3/07/06 (BST)

it could have dropped in the Atlantic and wiped out Portugal

o yes now that i would want to happen, portugal scum!

I just heard bout that asteroid on talksport. They said, because it had missed by thousands of miles, it should be named on the cosmic charts as 'LAMPARD'

ROFL

And the next comet that passes further away should be named CROUCH

Edited at 15:27 Tue 4/07/06 (BST)

LMAO!!!
yer. cos that comet will be lanky. ugly, its presence will make ppl cry and will be utter poo at footy

can i jus say crouch was englands top goal scorer in the world cup crouch = legend

HE'S BIG, HE'S RED, HIS FEET STICK OUT THE BED... PETER CROOOUUUCHHH PETER CROOOUUUCHHHH!!!!

Dear Panicy,

The asteriod was spotted months ago, its trejectory has been known for months. It was going to miss us, but if it had hit its agle of entry was so shallow that after some nice fire works it would have skipped of our outer atmosphere and dissapeared back into space. Next time give me a call and i put your mind at rest. lol

tread..... CROUCH top goal scorer?? they didnt get that many to be proud of
n e way it was a dig at that goal he missed from yards away that went horendousely wide.......jeeeeeeeeees a blind man in fog cud have scored from that distance

They said, because it had missed by thousands of miles, it should be named on the cosmic charts as 'LAMPARD'

LMAO!

wasnt crouch top goal scorer with gerrard