The boy found himself alone in the wood. Most of the pixies wouldn't play with him anymore, because he had ruined the beautiful game (the other beautiful game).

So he cleverly changed his name. Instead of being the boy in the blue shirt, he became theboyintheblueshirt. Nobody would see through this cunning disguise, he thought, rubbing his unskilled hands together.

But when he went to play the game next, he found that the pixies were using new stones, and this caused him to lag (not sure why this would happen), so he got out a huge great megaphone and swore at all the pixies in the wood - moaning and groaning about how they were ruining the game they had given him for free.

The chief pixie shoved a sweaty-sock in the rude little boys megaphone, and pixieland decided that theboyintheblushirt was most definitely the biggest git who'd ever walked pixie wood.