Once upon a time, a little boy in a blue shirt went for a walk in the woods.

Eventually, he came upon two pixies, playing a very clever game with sticks and stones. The pixies told the little boy that the aim of their game was to clear all the stones, using only the tips of their sticks. It was very skillful. The little boy tried the game and liked it.

'Hang on' he said, I've got a good idea. With that he picked up a giant boulder and hurled it straight at the stones. The stones went all over the place. 'HA!' he yelled - I WIN'

The pixies looked at one another. They had created a very clever game and the boy in the blue shirt had completely ruined it.

'What a pillock' they muttered, and went off to play with someone else.

Absolute classic lmao! By an author himself isn't it.?

haha lmao what a story m8

oohh god!! i can see this coming out soon, on hardback!