Just one for the admin. I heard that Pompey are looking at signing Heskey. What do you think about the prospect of having a no brainer, who couldnt skin my dead gran never mind a premiership defender, up front?

He couldn't skin a skinless chicken.....

skinnin a skinless chicken would be dam near impossible!

But heskey is worse than the skinless chicken would be after her hen night

(i apologise in advance for that poor play on words...)