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15:54 Wed 17 May 06 (BST) [Link]
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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16:49 Wed 17 May 06 (BST) [Link]
If you don't like someone....Poke them with sharp objects..
Follow that advice and you will go far...
Follow that advice and you will go far...
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02:18 Thu 18 May 06 (BST) [Link]
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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14:22 Mon 22 May 06 (BST) [Link]
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
14:34 Mon 22 May 06 (BST) [Link]
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
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14:43 Mon 22 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Good Advice...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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07:05 Sun 28 May 06 (BST) [Link]
My thought today is.........
Never come on this thread with a hangover, you just can't think !!
Never come on this thread with a hangover, you just can't think !!
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07:26 Sun 28 May 06 (BST) [Link]
'Don't ask your dad to pick you up from the pub when he's watching a film' dad's interpretation of 5 minutes means at least 20!
This causes unnecessary waiting outside dodgy pizza shops in an unsuitable area!
This causes unnecessary waiting outside dodgy pizza shops in an unsuitable area!
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00:52 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Never get up before 6am and go on "thought for the day"
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02:31 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Never wake and think today's the day you are NOT gonna post on forums
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05:53 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
When life gives you lemons throw them at people you don't like
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05:59 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
stick and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
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10:59 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked ..... and bring beer.
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17:59 Tue 30 May 06 (BST) [Link]
OMG! Thats a point to the girls i think Stella
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08:35 Wed 31 May 06 (BST) [Link]
My thought 4 the day ..........
Is the person who posted b4 you crazy???
Is the person who posted b4 you crazy???
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10:49 Wed 31 May 06 (BST) [Link]
My 2nd Thought 4 the day is.....
"Save the multicoloured seaurchins"
Edited at 15:49 Wed 31/05/06 (BST)
"Save the multicoloured seaurchins"
Edited at 15:49 Wed 31/05/06 (BST)
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