Heres a chance to get any problems of your chest,

Whatever problems you may have, post them here and get them off your chest.

Maybe people reading can help and post a solution...

<<>> Be good, and remember....

Life is always good..........

Oh Good Thread Stubbsy.........
Ok Ive got a Big Huge problem, i need to get it off my chest, and need help seriously......
Im Addicted to this forum! Simple!
Any advice on how to quit posting every day without me getting the shakes??

I would say you could do 2 things,

1. Chop your hands off. (rather painfull apperently)

2. Dont fight the urge. Just go with it.

(Your health isnt being impaired whilst posting so why worry..hehe)

REMEBER............Posting isnt bad, and it dosent make u mad. But Drugs are WRONG, so dont play along............

lol spend more time doing jigsaws paula, or cooking for me (which would make a change lmao )

I have a problem....im addicted to using ear buds....i really am lmao. what to do? il end up going deaf!

Dear Aunt Stubbsy.
I am 231 years old, and yet I have never learnt how to spell Connecticut. I also have spots, and yesterday, I looked in the mirror, and to my horror, the word "Connecticut" was spelt out in spots across my forehead. I also have a tattoo of a goldfinch on each foot.
Bearing this in mind, should I bake the raisin flapjacks, or the cinnamon scones for my dinner party with Elvis tomorrow night?
(p.s. also, I've never been laid. Please help! Have sent a large Stamped, Addressed Packing crate with this letter, for you to put your girlfriend in.)

Ear buds hmmmm........

A new one on me, however very hygenic of you.

I would just leave your ears and grow potatoes in them, then you could use them for your cooking..

PROBLEM SOLVED........

OMFG! no messing i swear to god, in real life i am too!! How weird is that! I use them for eveything tho! cleaning ears, removing eye make up, cleaning keyboard, applying cream to the odd spot! ha ha ha No way!

Thanx Stubbsy, ill go for the latter answer!
Mr G, cant even help u on that one!.............

Itgenswings....

All i can suggest is BLOODY HELL m8...

YOU DONT NEED STUBBSY...............

YOU NEED MY MENTOR.......

THE 1......

THE ONLY..........

JEREMY KYLE...........

he will sort you out, Il give him a call tomorrow m8 OK.........

PMSL!
I dnt wanna grow potatoes in my flippin ears!! EW!
Mr G, u ever EVER cook me anything to do with potatoes again and i'll.................

HAHA.......

Would add to flavour I reckon......

" Il have a steak and Waxy Chips plz........"

REMEMBER........ Wax isnt always bad, remember them crayons you used to have...........

hahahahaha lovong this thread....

LMAO SWING!!!!! hehe....i just love the feeling of cleaning my ears, which is a little wierd i guess lol.

I once even purferated my eardrum because i pushed it too far in by mistake. I was deaf for 2 weeks. But i hate the thought of earwax ....urrrrgh!!!! *shivers*

eeeeeeeeeeeeee!! *Bawks* (N.E.S Stubbsy,,)

mind you , they use earwax in the army, to tell if the waters contaminated

Eeeeeeee Shhhhh pmsl! Hey that might cure my addiction to using thm actually! he he.........

I was in for 7 years i didnt know that......

( What a thread eh? Funny yet strangely Informative )............HEHE..........

lol ...it was in those army pack booklets that come in the post hehe...

I have another problem,,,,,,
The N,E,S is suffering! How do i prevent it from further damage????

stop drinking wife-beater!

Hmm A tricky problem this.

I will consult my bible ( FORUMS MADE EASY )

And i will get right back to you..........

i have no problems