*Cough cough cough*

Good Tidnab.....

A clean sheep, in the dirty flock of life........

WELL DONE......

REMEMBER........... A problem shared is......

BRILLIANT for us nosey gits.............

Edited at 11:18 Mon 17/04/06 (BST)

Stubbsy Stubbsy Stubbsy *tut tut* Not a gud thread if ya dont help ppl now is it??
How do i save the N.E.S from further damage??? U didnt get back to me.........

I told you!! You have to stop drinking wife-beater!!
And what precisely is the nature of the ailment that the N.E.S. has?

WTf is wife beater??????????

Stella Artois, of course...it's called wife-beater...I thought Everyone knew that!!

lol everyone does dont they!!!!

(paula might live in a really really small village, that only have their own brand of beer....called Gustankenfrau bitter. )

Cheers guys!! I didnt know........

Stella Artois is wife beater??????

Poofs Beer!! lol get some real ale down yer neck LMAO

Edited at 09:13 Tue 18/04/06 (BST)

SEE! Si didnt even know that and he's a man too! So ha ha ha to u 2!! btw Mr G u laff at me once more and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..he he

Sorry iv been busy, and neglecting my position as problem GURU......

The doors are now open..........( for a while )

Oh Wot a crap guru!! U got ur own issues to sort!! Pmsl,,only messin mate........

Dear agony stubbs....

I have a girlfriend who only talks to me when i wear pvc boxer shorts. As you can imagine they are very uncomfortable, and i only tried them the first time for fun. But she took a shine to them , and demands i wear them around the house. She even drops things on the floor so i have to bend over and pick them up. They ripped the other day, i was so embarressed. I cant go on like this, because its so humiliating. She even asked me to walk to the local pub in them. I noticed it was getting out of hand when i found some nipple rings and bondage whips in her shopping bag. I dont want to end the relationship, so what can i do????

Aparently Stell Artios makes you the most agressive..

PMSL @ STE..........

Well MR G, you seem to have a real issue on your hands here.

I would suggest turning the tables on her my Pedigree Chum.

Insist that you want her to be on a dog lead, and then walk her to Tescos. and leave her outside ( with the bowl of water they leave for the animals )

If she disagrees you have a chance to turn the tables on this Situation..........

I'm NOT wearing any dog lead!!........

Ok you gonna get back to me on this N.E.S thing or not Mr guru?????

lmao.....Dear stubbs....

I tried your advice, and guess what! It worked, hey presto!!!! I took her in the park yesterday, and even had her chasing a rubber ball.....Thanks so much, my life is so much more enjoyable.

Mr _ g