put ur funny jokes here

example Yo' mama so stupid, she heard it was chilly out, and got a spoon!

Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room.
There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.

Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out
and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo' mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out!

Yo' mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an
application!

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

Don't look out of the window
People will think that it's Halloween

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when
a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything.

I've just come back from the beauty parlor,
what a pity it was closed.

You’re so ugly that words cant explain your face. So I will just go throw up.

Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it backs

Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

what do you think about my jokes

stop talking to urself

Keep to the thread people!! FUNNY jokes, it says!

Three blind mice walk into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings, and thus to derive humour from their plight, would be exploitative.

(Thanks Bill)

UR MAMAS SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH

UR MAMAS SO STUPID SHE STOLE FREE BREAD

UR MAMAS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT A QUARTER BACK WAS A REFUND

ur momas had more p ricks than a second hand dart board!