its the last straw hun. she says she's having my kids...but no bump, then she says shes dying (but shes not)....then she gets aboard an more or less r apes me! She says its love...i say its bang outta order!!!!

Wheres this bacon?

Cooking behind the scenes

Edited at 12:54 Wed 12/07/06 (BST)

Me Too! I told ya she was a floooooooooooozy!! Oh Ste u will have to cook for us then hun

Sorry.............i had to prepare the bacon from the slaughtered pig we got from the last island, This is gonna be the best bacon buttie you will ever taste
Dont spoil it with ketchup or brown sauce *hides all sauces and hands out bacon butties*

OH! I thought we had pre-packed bacon??? ooooo ya know what, my hanger has passed


*Lays on Hammock*

*takes butty gracefully and chomps away*

*Budges paula off hammock and lays there*

So, whats on the cards today ?

The butty is spectacular!

STE!!!!! *Pushes Him off* Moooooooooooooooove! I was here first!!


*snatches butty a takes a bite*

*grabs water, drenches paula, jumps back on hammock, gets another butty*

Keep that un...i got lergies!!! (that how u say it? lol)

* Throws the pair of them overboard and tosses 2 inflatable rings attached to rope and sits on the hammock* now behave you 2, We do have pre packed bacon paula but i sneaked this in as a special treat

*Stands there shocked and soaking wet* OMFG! I dont believe u done that!

*Tips full bucket of water over Ste, Fishy water what tids kept his catch in!!!*

euch there was guts in there too Paula........* throws ste overboard again to wash it all off*

*misses floaty ring and drifts away*

Ariel!!!! Arrrriiel!!

Darn you two ...glub...damn water in my eys and...glub....HELP!!!!!!!!!!

*chucks paula in and shouts* "right paula,go and save him"

Edited at 13:19 Wed 12/07/06 (BST)

OH Si Quick save him..........I Cant cos erm.....






(Cos im PMSL here)

*shouts to Paula* ur in the water for goodness sake , get him , hes goin under *slight panic happening*

*struggling for air, unable to shout any longer*

Dont panic ste...someone will save you...glub...glub...

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!! Im scared of the sea


*Flaps about panicking*

*loses strength, and conciousness*

This could actually be the end of the cruise for me!!!

HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! *cough splutter* Swim Ste Swim to me i need help!!!!

*strips off to his undies revealing his toned torso (yeah right) and dives in grabs Paula as she is closer to the boat and pulls her too the rope ladder* "here you go Paula ur safe now, climb up" *heads off to get ste swims to the spot where he was last seen, hes not there,swims under water and finds ste sinking with air coming out of his arrrrse (phew this water is smelly) and drags him to the surface, ste unconcious tids shouts* " quick paula get the first aid ready and the electric starters"
*clambers up the ladder with ste over shoulder and puts him on deck and starts doing ressusitation*