Q)On scale 1-5 how attractive are u?
A)-O

Q)body measurements?
A) (o)(o) (boobs) ).( (waist) (_x_) (@ss)......lol

Q)how often do i think about opp sex?
A) when i need to!

Q)how much do i drink weekly?
A)every nite ( if im on hols)

Q)why shud i be allowed to sail with you?
A)im funny, witty, AND I CAN COOK!,,,lol

I can cook too. One of the things I'm actually good at.
And before you ask...I'm good with words, I can cook well, I think women are people. Sorry, I'm taken
I also have a huge...ego

(LMAO) I also have something huge,,,
a sense of humour!!
So i would make u laff on this cruise too! Forget the cooking bit, Swing can cook for us!,,,

Swing:I think women are people
What else would we be?????....

Edited at 09:27 Mon 20/03/06 (GMT)

objects!!!!

Hmm, that could be right...objects of desire!.....

some 1 answer my god danm questions please

LMAO...what questions????

Answers:
1) Jack Daniels
2) All The Time (1 Woman only)
3) if u let me come on this sail ud soon say i was a legend
4) 4 out of 5
5) coz without me it wont be much of a party!!!!!!!

Edited at 15:20 Tue 21/03/06 (GMT)

1) i'm a recovering alcoholic
2) All the time
3) i'm a living legend
4) 5 i made the boat u will set sail on
5) without me if u crashed ur boat hu else wud fix it ?

Great stuff lads keep em coming.

I havent even answered them, what a hypocrit i am!!!! lol.

1) Lager, lager, lager, whiskey, anything in stock.
2) Qute a lot, maybe too much for the good of my eyes lol.
3) I'll let others decide, but in my own mind, yes.
4) 4- smart enough to put this together anyways lol.
5) Coz im captain lol.

Jus thought i should fill the form in

Cud i be the vice captain or your PA lol

excuse me i am the me and mr g are the top men on this crusise it was my idea as well thank u v much

i'll be ur assisstant then

HANG ON!!!!!!!!!!!! someone sed i cud be co-cap'n!!!

u can be my assisstant JSG dont worry u will be paid

gi's a job!

true i did promise justsumgirl it

Who cares any way, theres no rules, help out wherever you want to.

All fun and love

I could be the ship's cat.
I mean poet
I've just written "An Ode to Mr Guevara"

Yea true mr g,,,,,,,,,lol

indeedy help where u want and jsg where my ode 2 me ??????