kk, wots on the menu then ppl......barbie is raring to go

Edit quickly....

I mean BBQ not barbie *blush*

Edited at 19:19 Mon 22/05/06 (BST)

Stella ure the chef u tell us whats on the menu aslong as its sumthin nice!!

*hugs* for paula....*passes afta sun spray* awwwwwww thre ya go cant have ya bein sumburnt on the cruise now can we

Right then.......supplies are low till we get to an island , so its bangers and burgers.........fcuk, any bread rolls left ...?

Aw Thanx for the after sun stephy hehe *hugs* its coolin down now

No bread rolls left awwwwwwwwww


OMG Look *Points* i can see an island yayyyyyyyyyyy
*dances* woooooooooooooooo

ahh glad its workin paula

awwww what we gunna eat now???

woooooooo an islanddddddddd

Morningggggggggg all onboard

ooooooooo did i sleep in?? are we there yet??
*scratches sleepy head*

The island you see there is cocobongo island. It was founded in the 16th century by hawain travellers in search of ear buds. They lived there until the giant fly's took over. But the hot climate scorched them to death until it cooled down years later. NOw it is inhabited with naked women, with all the right curves and long flowing hair. They dont believe in clothes either, so beware. The ratio of women to men is 100:1 - so lads, were in luck!

O , heres some more beer, and i got some bread rolls from the store cabin. - enjoy.

hehe , i knew we had had the right Cap'n to take us on this "intrepid" journey

*Grabs and eats bread roll, swigs down beer, strips off and swims for shore*

happy days

Lies! all lies!! The cap'n was kidding, he wudnt do that to me and stephy................wud ya??

*shouts after Stella.............."Its miles and miles away that island.........look" hehe

*decides to stay on board, where all the NICE ladies are, while all the idiot men paddle off to some island*

(pssst lads, do you think swing's trying to earn points with the girls using that comment? haha)

(Yes)

*runs up to swing and .....mwahhssssss on his cheek* we knew we cud count on you to stay and cook for us

Hey!! Where did Stella put the booze lock up key??

he tied it round his ankle when we swam off! ha!

ner-ner-ne-ner-ner

*Kicks the door down*

wooooooooo go swing...we knew we cud count on u

*goes to bed feeling very drunk*

night night everyone xxxx

*Wakes with a hangover*

Ooohhh we didnt need the key with Swing around, hehe swing kiking the door down to the booze supplies ha..............oh nooooo what if Stella comes back onboard??????

*takes head pills an lies down on sun lounger*

Wake me when its dinner time plz someone

we will say that a passin bird flew into it at a magifiyin speed and burst the door down when it flew into it hahaha

*goes and joins paula*

LMAO gud thinking Stephy, he he .....ya think Stella will fall for that tho?? i dont think hes coming back onboard anyways, but we need to think of something if he does, cos he will wanna know where his 40 odd cans of stella have gone!!

hmmmmmm u may be right thre...we need another plan.....but what can it be??????