ehh now u2 confused me lol.......


*wakes with a confused look an face*

how the hell did i get here?????

LOL oh well lats carry on....

*wakes up from a bad dream that 2 scary mermaids had jumped aboard and handed me vodkas, Looks at steph and paula and sees a resemblence......but then thinks to himself, no no no nooooooo way, it cant be them, its just a dream, shakes head and wakes up properly*

N E Tea on the go luvvies??

yep theres some here Tids.......

*passes a mug of tea*

cheers steph
*sips tea and rubs eyes*

*emerges clasping 2 ham rolls and a cup of tea*

hello everyone!!

lmao tids - i had a scary dream as well, shall tell u all later!

ok m8 ...u keeping both them ham rolls all to yourself?

*drools*

i sure am tids - my food speciality by the way, i can make some for you!

*whips up a whole batch of ham rolls and puts them on the table*

excellent m8 *grabs a ham roll and spreads some english mustard on too*
delicious with or without mustard m8

*hands stevo a bucket of tea*

anybody got ideas what to do on this fine day? Perhaps get the gang plank out and do some diving?

i prefer no mustard

*drinks the lovely warm tea*

thanks tids, cracking bucket of tea u made here

i suggest we go diving as well, sounds fun, would get the ladies of their bums for once

hahaha i doubt it but we could try

*goes and gets gang plank and rigs it up like a spring board*

Stevo can you just sit on the back end of this while i tighten it down please?

*sits on the back end*

i notice paula isnt here hmmmmmm

*wakes up in a laundry basket, smelly sock over one eye, and a chicken fillet over the other*

What the??? Oh! I think im stuck!!

*rolls to side, rolls around in basket until it loosens*

Phew, right i need a damn shower...

yeah you do m8

OK stevo we are ready to dive
*runs to changing cubicles and puts on swimming costume.......appears in a one piece stripy number like the one he uses in chitty chitty bang bang,Climbs on the spring board and does a belly flop in the sea, climbs back on board holding stomach*

Ooooh i think i need to perfect them landings, oh well in for a penny, in for a pound and all that!

LMAO

*walks out of shower, puts on swim-suit and jogs onto deck. Has a quick ham roll thingy, a swig of tea, rubs Si's stomach and dives off boat head first*


*emerges from sea* hurry up you lot!!!!!!!

get off my stomach

*whips stes butt with the end of a towel*

*Jumps off and does a double somersault and comes up with a fish in his teeth*

Woooo hoooo gr8 fun this guys

Edited at 15:26 Thu 3/08/06 (BST)

*appears in his swimming trunks and after a few tentative dives he does a triple backflip pivot with a twist *

woo superb this is, everyone join in!!

alright there ste, i see u were whipped again

*does a bomb in the water and splashes all on deck*

*arghhhhh look what u did tids!!!!!! grrrrrrr*

*sn iggers*

come and join the fun and get that lazy mare paula to join in too

tids u nutter, you soaked the ships cat !!!



(Had to be carefull there, what i said)