*hands steph a bacon buttie and bucket of tea*

here ya go enjoy it, oh well talkin to myself isnt too bad, its when i start arguing and answering myself back, is when i need to worry.

Sauce is on the table by the way.

*munches into a bacon buttie and slurps his bucket of tea*

aaaaaargh just champion that

*sits back and enjoys the view*

Do you know how far from the falklands we are?

*takes bacon buttie* mmmmmmmmmm this is yummy tids thanx ...

Well yeah but then agen u do that in ure sleep so u know.......

Erm i dunno actually i thought we where gettin there a few days ago

*Strolls on deck,in bikini,flip flops,and a sarong with hair tied up all ready for a hard days sunbathing*

Weyyyyyyyy Hey Paula can i come join ya now i had me brekkie??

Ill sit here by myself then shall i??

Naaaah im off for a spot of fishing, the supplies are running low

*gets tackle out (fishing that is) and pulls up a chair at the stern of the ship*

LMAO @ Tids .........wud we think nethin else??....

Cya Later tids we want lots of food plz ...

me n paula will drink cocktails and sunbathe ahhhhh

ok,,, any beer about for the 'provider' ?

*lites a cigar*

Yesssss *passes tids a nice ice cold beer *

cheers steph *sips beer and puts feet on back of boat*

i wonder where the others are? Oh well im sure they will be here soon

Yeah we hope, the probably had a rought night and are sleeping it off ey??

*gets drink and some snacks*...want nethin while am up tids??

naaah im sorted thanks steptoe

lmao okies....

*lays back down 2 have a nice sunbathe *

*wakes up eventually, walks out of his cabin and notices food on the table.....has sum food and cuppa tea, then he notices tids fishing all by himself*

*walks over and joins tids and helps him fishing*

* @stevo*......good day for fishin' m8 i wonder where ste is, probably preening himself and waxing his legs, the big girls blouse

haha yeah thats what he's doin


*starts 2 feel like shes burnin....puts on more suncream *

*walks out with wax strip on leg*

What? ME? waxing? Ive never heard anything like it!

*walks over to table, takes a bacon butty and bucket of cold tea, strolls over to cabin for rod*

Right i'll give you a hand with the fishing tids

*notices strip on leg* Who put that on there? *quickly takes it off* Ha - erm...gd joke lads...

Fetch us a beer stephy!

*passes rod to the ste* here ya go m8 nothin bitin yet tho.....
*tid thinks to himself....waxing legs, what next? he'll be doin his chest next then his ...u know whats, the next thing yer know he'll bea ......ooooh not a nice thought*

........another beer here too steph please, Cigar ste?

would you like a little plastic cigar holder to put on the end of your cigar m8, yer know the things ladieeees use??



*digs ste in the ribs *

hahaha! Ey you ... *playful nudge*

*takes cigar, lights*

Yeah so we should reach falklands by tonight mate, don't say owt yet though mate, let it surprise em.

(hahahaha @ tids )

Ahem...who sed i was slave???? but cos am nice i will get u them....*gets an ice bucket and fills it with beer so she dunt have 2 go get nemore!*

Dunno why u dint do that ureself! geezzz!!

Ok M8 my lips are sealed.

*looks at ste in an odd way, then carries on fishing and trying to forget the thoughts of immac and dodgy charity shop dresses*