*also gets bacon buttie then goes to sunbathe as well as he needs a tan*

(had a thunderstorm last night so i kinda had to goet off the computer hence why i never posted again so sorry!)

(no worries m8 we pick it up as we go along regardless of the time)

more bacon ne 1? Ste you chuckin some more on m8?

*fills the kettle up again*

I reckon we should drop anchor and go and do some scuba diving and the bottom of the boat has a lot of barnacles on it too i bet

Edited at 13:09 Wed 26/07/06 (BST)

Yeah its been about a week since we dived...

*slams more bacon on*

We'll finish with our food then get ready to go down...you coming stevo?

What Cleaner boy?? Erm i was burnt remember

*looks for the after sun spray*

lol yer yer !

*Tuts* You seen the spray anywhere??

yeah its just on the shelf next to the pringles there *points*

Watch out though im cooking...

*Tries to reach spray* FFS!! Can u pass me it plz Ste??

*tuts, grabs spray*

Here then *moves it away* ...get it then!! *moves away again*...

WTF!! Just gimme it grrrrrrrrrrr *Makes a grab for it *

*moves again until paula slips*
*catches paula*

Woooah watch ya self, the floors a bit slippy!

here take the spray numpty!

OMG! Stupid floor..*Gives spray to Ste....ermm.i cant do it!..........Turns round and lifts hair*

*thinks to self: 'jeez ste, your just a slave to her, grow some balls and sort it out you big girls blouse'*

*sprays it on, rubs it in ever so slightly*

there ya go.

*Ties hair up* Thanx Ste ur a star.......*lays on sunlounger*

*has more bacon ti fill him up and a cuppa tea to wash it all down*

ill come guys for sure, my first expedition, how exciting

*Waves to Stevo*

*waves back at paula*

how is paula today then?!

*mutters to himself.......ffs paula ur like a comedy of errors u and ur bloody suncream lol*

right i got my snorkel flippers and mask on, last one in is a big girls blouse........*splash*

*also gets snorkel fippers and mask on.....big splash*

*waves to tids underwater*

lol

*signals to stevo to go up we need to get a barnacle removal tool each and some nets cos these beggers are edible*