Add to this stry if you all wish , make it as funny but as clean as possible cheers lol

One fine day Goatman decided tht he was bored and wanted a change of scenary, so he decided to move away from his patch of grass in the mountains and move to the big city of.................

boobsville where the people were nipples, goatman thort this was a very strange place so he...

grabbed a glass bottle and put it under a nipple called bobboob and sueezed till some milk came out and filled the glass.Then Goatman drank it all up. boboob was so angry so he............

took some milk from goatmans udder, drank it and said "dont dare come into the city of boobsville and steal our milk. If you want all the milk you could ever wish for i suggest you go to the little village of....

Edited at 15:26 Mon 6/03/06 (GMT)

milkside where u will find the milkybar kid who does not only have milk but milk chocolate too so u will never b hungry again,and if u get thirsty drink the milkybar's kid milk but never ever........

steal it from his shed as he uses this stock to make chocolate to give to JuggaJugga the 6 foot tall chocolate junkie......

juggajugga h8es wen u steal from the shed and will throw u in the chocolate wagon which covers u in chocolate and then chucks u in the bandana pit
which there are incles in they r big and strong (and adore chocolate) so they will 1st lick u then c u then eat u then digeste u then u will come out the bottom end and will stink of................

a strange mixture of chocolate and poo. which will then attract thousands of hubba-rubbas (a strange animal which is a cross beween a panda and an antelope) who are apparelntly turned on by this strange stench and they will.......

they will stab u up the bum wit there antlers and u will be shredded into a 100,000,000 pieces and u will get thrown into a paper shredder that will cut u up to 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
pieces.....goatman was so scred he.............

Snapped the antlers off one of the hubba-rubbas and shoved it up his bum. then he ran through the Forest Of Death and into the Valley Of......

Lemmingville - he read a sign sayin 'Here live the banana lemmings' He wandered into the woods and bumped into ..

Edited at 15:28 Tue 7/03/06 (GMT)

Larry The Laughing Mule who asked him if he heard about what happened to Pliques pet hubba-rubba. But he couldnt remember what his mate Plique said
about the lemmings. after a few moments thought he remembered that Plique said they had kidnaped his pet hubba-rubba and eaten it. So he decided to.....

Edited at 15:39 Tue 7/03/06 (GMT)

Run as fast as he could back to the wild, and find an average sized antelope and a baby panda to create a new hubba-rubba. After he found them, he took them to his friend Betty Swollocks laboratory. Here she decided the only thing she could do with them is....

to snap the antelopes antlers off and glue them on to the pandas head, saying "no-one will know the difference as everyone in Lemmingsville is blind since a buha-buha came to the village and spread a deadly bubu virus....

to snap the antelopes antlers off and glue them on to the pandas head, saying "no-one will know the difference as everyone in Lemmingsville is blind since a buha-buha came to the village and spread a deadly bubu virus....

The goatman took some anti-bubu juice and trotted back to Lemmingsville with his very own hubba-rubba and found Larry The Laughing Mule. HE explained the hubba-rubba had merely wandered off. Larry took a suspicious look at the creature and said...

WOW WELL DONE!!!! BRAVO BRAVO!!!!
i think thats great. then larry invited goatman to dinner with larry and the lemmings (lemmings r lemmons/tomatoes/peas)chlemmon the chef cooked sum lemming soup (which is just a lemming put into a bowl and then squished and squished till it was like soup.SUDDENLY goatman accidently..........

Farted into the soup and the little Lemming escaped and hid behind Goatmans hoof. Larry was furious that G could be so rude and reached for his goat-extinguisher from behind his sofa. Goatman butted Larry and bolted for the door with the lemming clingin onto his antlers. He ran for a mile until he came to a cottage owned by a man named Barry Bumfluff. Barry asked 'what are ye doin round these here parts?' to which goatman replied....

well well ummmm..... then barry bumfluff says
"dont worry ill let u in if u guess the password"
and the first thing that popped into G's head was
orbtism jonesly mc fluff fluffy doo,so thats exactly wot he said "orbtism jonesly mc fluff fluffy doo"
then barry bumfluff repied "oh yes how did u eva guess ill let u in, but once ur in u should never
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eat broccoli. it's really bad for you, trust me. instead you should eat.....