PIZZA! it's super duper healthy..

But not as healthy as *THE NEVER ENDING STORY"
which is basically the same as this but has been going much longer and wont end!!...lol (soz!)

but if u wanna survive u gotta do da tradition and pik da cheese off bit by bit and den ull cum to da tomato bit, u gotta lik da tomato all off till u cum to the bread at da bottom u gotta RIIIIIIPPPPPPP the bread off and shuv it in ur gob, coz then ur piza will be healthy,coz if u eat it normally it will b really bad 4 u plus the pizza heads in the big city of pizzaville will cum and hunt u down and............................

Hand you the manual to 'Eating Pizza With A Passion' as well as bounding you to a tree and throwing disabled caterpillars at your face. Goatman found out this was a traditional method they used. It was similar to the method of the Go-Go-Beadhead tribe but they were much more deadlier. Goatman slowly took the slice and placed it on his now tired hoof ....

Feebly he started to eat the pizza the way he was told to. But the pizza was roasting so he started to blow on it to cool it down, but as he was doing this he was also spitting on the pizza. the PizzaHeads were mad at this as they thought he was condemming their culture and tradition so they......

Quickly rushed to Goatman with a mesh net and dragged him to the top of the ceremonial hill. Slowly they started to shave the hind hairs of goatman and he bagan to weep as if beaten by his own soul. But then, out of knowhere was a flash of light and he saw his own friend arriving to rescue him...It was...

a bird. it was a plane. No it was Pliques. He grabbed Goatman and took him to.....

His tree-house/mansion where there were endless spoils. Goatman thanked pliques and quickly delved into a bowl of frumpy marshmallows. He then drank a bowl of what looked like pineapple juice until pliques stated - 'thats the toilet Goatman, the juice is in the kitchen.'

Goatman feebly trotted into the kitchen where he found...

A tap which led to a big 10 gallon container of pineapple juice. "Wow" he said in amazement " If i drink all that ill be........

made entierly out of cheese

Then thousands of Gulla-Gulla's will smell me and rush after me and.........

Prod me with their cheese-sticks!!!!. Quickly Goatman walked away from the tap and felt slighlty peckish. Feebly, he trotted into the bedroom and took the corner of the bed sheet into his mouth. He started chewing....

'What are you doing? Are you crazy?!!!!' screamed Pliques. 'If the Udidibaba's know your eating their fine cotton they will hunt you down and ....

make u into a bed sheet,and u will b a bedsheet 4 the rest of ur life........OH NO here they come quick gotman hide and..............

Stay very quiet. Infact dont even breathe because they have superduper hearing. But a wasp landed on his nose and stung him. suddenly he shouted "OMFG.........

huh y has it stopped :(

Im really sorry but this is the first thread i eva posted on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See the ^ user above, that me old acc, OMFG I LOVEEE THIS THREAD WOWOOOWOWOWO!
sorry , but i HAD to do it