Boiled it is then!

hey im sure he's eating my too downstairs! he's taking his flippin time!!

u never answered y u were in same house ....i'm all confuzzled

lol i have actually just made a bacon and egg butty, with brown sauce, and a cup of tea...paula urs is downstairs, i couldnt carry them all, and was too hungry to bring urs up first! lmao

OMG u selfish fcker! Im not gettin out the bed now im warm!............

Cuey, 2nd thoughts(refering to poem thread)
Dont hire him, he's a crap cook anyway!.........

Ok , so wot chef can i hire for £8.50

Mornin Gerald!!

lol how dare ya! ¬_¬ Im a great cook,

This butty tastes really nice as well paula, was going to go fetch yours, u could of had brekky in bed...but no had to push it lmao. Well it will go cold now, (unless i sneak it into my belly lol)

Gerald?.......

You just dare matey! u will be doing the dishes for weeks! I mean it! Now just go and get me my brekky ffs!......

Cuey is that £8.50 per hour? Cos ill cook for ya for that......

i'll cook myself my own business Cueys Cooks©
copyrighted n ev lol

Ok, fine *heads towards the kitchen for Paula's breakfast*

And we dont need to do the dishes anymore, i bought a dishwasher for us now, lazy i know but less hassle

Sorry Paula random speech..

OMG pmsl,,i really though u were ganna say Mr G was Gerald!! aw, its ok Ste, im used to meeting crazy ppl now,,,

Can u believe how lazy Mr G is? !st he wudnt carry my brekky upstairs to me, now he bought a dishwasher! Oh he only asked me to buy him an automatic @ss wiper last wk btw!.........

Afternoooooooooooooooooon all....
I got bored with that thread now P LMAO

About flippin time Si...
You ok? were just discussing how lazy Mr G is, cooked me brekky but wudnt bring it upstairs for me, isnt that sly??
Oh and Cueys looking for a chef, and Ste, oh he's just saying hiya to Gerald!...pmsl

lol i aint lazy honest, Paula obviously hasnt told you bout last week:

She got home from the shop (2 miles away) and forgot her purse, she said she would get it but she was too wet for the rain (excuse) so i had to walk back there in the rain,sleet and snow, with no shoes, and i fell in the mud, was horrible. Now whos lazy !!!!

LMAO ill stop winding ya up.................for now lol
Im good ty r u ok too?
get out of bed and get the brekky he cooked 4 u lol
bloomon women!!! want everything doin for them lol

Cuey wants a chef eh @£8:50 an hour??
he'll be lucky he cud get some spotty oink from macdonalds and pay him £5 an hour (an improvement on there wage lol)
Saying that u cudnt class them as chefs really, Just glorified Bar b Q cooks but not as good lol

Yay Cheers Si, u are a wind up tho aernt ya?
I dnt know if Cuey wants the chef for £8.50 per hour, that wot i asked!....

OMG am gonna have a domestic here, MR Flippin G, if u done all that for me Then Why oh Why didnt u just carry me brekky upstairs ffs?
Arghhh ya know what, iron ur own works clothes!

edit:afternoon all how we all doin *yawn*

Edited at 12:16 Tue 11/04/06 (BST)

Well its not an easy task to carry 2 plates with food on, and two cups of tea!!!!! PLUS i twisted my knee in the kitchen, and was limping. I spilt hot tea all over myself

Oh Dr L, Mornin'? its after dinner!! Oh forget that, im glad ur here, i might need a doctor! Im having a domestic, Mr G wud not bring me breakfast in bed!!
And ive a feeling he is about to get something lashed at him!
U couldnt stay on standby cud u plz Dr??

( Gd Afternon btw...)