(lmao steph)

Play me a song
That will make me smile
Play on the words
And sing for a while
Strum your guitar
And we'll sing along
Give me the rythm
To which Love belongs

Sing Like the birds
High up on the trees
Build a nest around my heart
Away from the breeze
Lets lay on the grass
And follow the sun
And reminisce about the romantics
And what they have done

Hold my hand as we walk along
Through the fields of newborn relief
I just want to feel so high right now
With the sun on my face - and a breeze on my teeth.

Down the dirty streets of London
Is where the obligations of scoundrels come true.
And when the restriction of Law is undone
The grass will be greener, and the sky so blue.

When Policeman drop their hats, and leave us all alone,
We can walk around, unflustered with pleasure
All the society, will hold a sweet tone
And the happiness and joy, will be too strong to measure

So when the dust clears, one day soon i hope,
I can walk around free - no restraints
There wont be now wars - even no pope
And then my friends, i will hold no complaints.

Barry Bumfluff

Theres a man near our end, who used to give us a run,
We'd throw stones at his door, Oh! it was so much fun.
He was thin on top, with a belly so big,
We used to tease him, and throw a few twigs.
He would leave his front door, and give chase like a horse,
And we jogged away laughing, he wouldnt catch us of course.
Big Barry Bumfluff, the dodgy geezer next door,
Never had a girl in his bedroom before.
We could steal his milk, and egg his house,
Open the letter box, and drop in a mouse.
Halloween came, but once a year,
We would chuck flour at his door, and call him a Que er.
Poor Barry Bumfluff, he would run so far,
And even try chase us in his own little car.
We were so young and quick, he hadnt a chance
We would run a few yards and perform a quick dance.
Poor bazza bumfluff, what a sound guy,
Why we all bothered him - i dont know why.

yayyy ste i love em *hugs*

That was great!!!!

hehe moreeeeeeeee

Havent posted here for a while, this is in 2 parts but its good.....

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as can be
The place is Piccadilly
The players He and She.

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore".

Then finally contended
Lay back and relax a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it.

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size.

Continued.....

Edited at 15:58 Fri 4/08/06 (BST)

continued....

"Calm yourself" he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this".

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while".

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!

Edited at 15:58 Fri 4/08/06 (BST)

lmao nice 1 stella

PMFSL!! i was like OMG he's gone nuts that Stella!

Ha! Good one.




PS..Ste dont DARE post on this thread if ur psssssssst still!!!

PMFSL!!!!!! HAHAHAHA thats a good one that stella!!!!!!!

LMAO yea it was .................wonder if ste will post one when he's pssssssssssst lmao

Hahahaha i doubt it

He posted on GC tho lmao gud job he never posted here cos he wud of spoilt it and id of been like Grrrrrr

Ste do a poem about ur fun day yesterday

LMAO

Last night was so damn wild,
i had such a great time.
I was running round like a big old child,
And everything was fine.

So an old sorta bird turned up last night,
I just laughed it all away.
but when she grabbed me i felt a fright,
And she soon led me a stray.

So a little kiss, and a little dance,
The party was so great.
I had myself in a little trance,
Dancing with my mate.

Im still a little tired now,
We had gone into town.
How im still awake i dont know how,
I feel my head is going down.

But last night was so good, i danced it all away,
People loving it as we did.
With song and dance, and fun and play,
I felt again like a little kid.

Im proper fooked so im stoppin ere,
My eyes are closing again.
Its a result of too much beer,
And if i dont sleep i'll go insane!

Awwwwwwwwwwlmao u got a hangover?? lol good poem Ste

Yay good poem Ste

I have been so tired, and also felt so week,
I feel like a cat without its tongue, or a bird without its beak.
My eyes feel heavy and my mind worn out,
My mouth all dry and my head full of doubt.

Memory is lost again, certain flashbacks do return,
A lesson here about drinking that I still have to learn.
My bed is just a thing i have, that hides me from the day,
A sort of slumber and hiding place that makes me feel ok.

I think I'll have some spanish juice, and a walk round the garden too.
Just to feel some air across my face and to check the sky is blue.
I want to feel the grass on my feet, and smell the flowers scent,
And walk with my back and shoulders raised, like a proper gent.

Awww you still tired Ste?? aww *hugs*

Title:Comfy....

awwwwwwww gd poem Ste *hugs*