lmao that was good that Ste.........lmao stephy u knew he was coming , u just didnt wanna meet him cos it was rainin! hehe


Title: Liverpool

hehe ermmmmm nooooo of course thats not why hehe *rolls eyes*

*shocked look!*

Liverpool

When i had just left my school,
We went on a trip to Liverpool.
On the coach i felt so proud,
So proud that we would sing out loud.
So we reached merseyside, and all looked out,
Just to see what the fuss was about.
We saw Anfield stadium, and went to the shop,
But something dodgy made me stop.
There was a girl, a few years older than me,
But she tapped me on the back and said 'Hiya ste'.
I said 'Who are you?' and she just smiled,
And said she had just jogged four miles.
Then she handed me floss, and kissed me on the cheek,
And offered me to stay at her house for a week.
So i obliged, and had the best time that i've had,
The sheets were warm, and we were both so glad.

Edited at 22:53 Tue 27/06/06 (BST)

aww good poem!!

BUT why is the one about Liverpool nice and the one about Grimsby bad make it look like Grimsby is a bad place 2 live



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WOOOOOO Ste lmaoooo great poem *claps* ooooh who was that girl??...was nice of her to let u stay....hahahaha

Aww Stephy am sure Grimsby is a nice place *hugs*

Title:Scrambled egg...............(guess what im havin for brekky! hehe)

haha (ooo hard boiled egg paula? )

I took an egg out from its box,
And put on a pair of my cooking socks.
Out came the ingredients and the pan,
I'd changed my mind from having spam.
So i was cooking up the scrambled egg,
Scrambled, scrambled like my head.
I took out the finest, cleanest place,
Used my ketchup, and then i ate.
The egg was delicious, with a little toast,
And i really do not like to boast -
But my scrambled eggs are simply the best,
I never spill it down my vest.
So if you fancy a challenge, bring it on,
For i have cooked these eggs so very long.

Woooooooooooooo lol gud one Ste! yep..i had boiled eggs hahah....and u never answered me! who was the girl??

woooooooooo good one Ste!!


Title: .....Girls

no way, i just done a right long one, and it disappeared!!!!!!!!

the girl from liverpool, i dunno paula! lol

awwwwwwwwww *hugs* grrrrrrrrrr nasty post where did it goooooooo?

dunno! i was bout to half it n put it in 2 posts but it disappeared.

the fecker!

awwwwww *hugs* poor ste

PMFSL! do it aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll again then *hugs* hehe

will do one in the morning then!

lmao!.....okkkkkkk

There once was a man from nantucket
who had a big hole in his bucket
he wanted a repair
so he looked here and there
but in the end he said "i cant be bothered"

lmao good one stell

Girls are hard to understand,
They confuse the nations muddled land.
With arguments here, and fusses there,
Spending hours on their hair.
A losing battle as you argue the point,
A hairdryer hitting you in the knee-joint.
Marriage and kiddies, the role of life,
The struggle to keep hold of your wife.
Unfaithful with the guy next door,
Her excuse is that you're such a bore.
Women and girls, the best of friends,
The lonely husband on who she depends.
Money and posessions, all of it yours,
But she gets it all, down the drain it pours.
I know we cant resist when they wear a skirt,
And start to unbutton their sexy shirt.
So with their behaviour, i can always bear,
As long as theres $ex, i dont care!

wooooooooooooooooooooo