aw thankyou Cuey *big hugs*
Mr G wheres me poem??

kk im here dont worry paula

I woke up this morning and read the thread,
Rubbing my eyes and scratching my head.
My dearest paula had been in a fight!
How stupid i was not to be there last night.
But i know she will pull through, shes a wonderful friend,
And i'll always be there to help you, right through till the end.
Paula dont feel down, were all here with open arms,
Im here to right you poems, and give you my charms.
I'll cook you breakfast,dinner even supper if you like,
and the idiots from the chat room can get on their bike.
So i hope you feel better, safe and secure,
And i hope i've cheered you up, like i have done before.

xxxxxx

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lol awww glad it cheered ya up hun, just give us a title when your ready! (should be doing coursework, but rather be here writing!!! )

hehe ooo oooo can i give u a title,,, and awww swing ure poems r great....maybe we shud make a funkypool poems book yayyyy

title: ermmm.......sweets

Aw thankyou Mr G i feel better now *hugs*
Stephy gud title sweets will cheer me up even more he he yummmmmmyy......
Swing, ur's are sooooo gud too an i miss them
Pwitty Pweeeeeeeeeeeze do us one for sweets *hugs*

You know, I've just counted, and I've done almost 30 poems on this thread!!

I never was a brat for sweets
I always knew that they were treats
and so it sickens me to see,
in the supermarket, kids of three
or four just screaming out
they NEED their sweets or
crisps and then some more.
I was brought up on fruit, and milk
and other foods of healthy ilk
that gelatiney sugar trash
empties purses of their cash
and fills the kids with pure elation
(at huge cost to their concentration)
Those chemical filled Things of Fat
all should be banned, and that is that
But chocolate is a different story
the texture's good, the taste is morey
For a bar of Lindt, or Thornton's bag
I'd sell my body to some slag

lmao, last line was a good un mate.
30 poems already!!!

So many choices in the shop,
Of what i could have with my can of pop,
A tube of smarties, some jelly tots,
my uncle said 'no choccy, it gives you spots'.
I ignored his comment, and had a flake,
It felt so good! for pity's sake.
Then i got a long pack of munchies,
along with with an extra large, couple of crunchies.
I sit here now, with a box of roses,
dropping the wrappers down to my toesies.
So when mum asks what ive eaten - i always lie,
I'll carry on eating sweets till the day i die!

Yayyy they are both fab! Ive had another post removed by admin??? wot am i saying wrong????
I dnt recall swearing in here!! Sorry if i have tho, i cudnt bear to be removed from these threads..
I'll try harder not to say anything offensive from now on, its not intentional PROMISE its not....

Title: Apologies........

apologies

So paula was struck for the word she used,
apparently for the thread that she had abused.
I seen the word, it was in a quote, nothing bad,
The thought of all the warnings do make me sad.
I wouldnt be so sorry, it was a figure of speech,
but apparently against the rules, is what it did breech.
There are people who swear more, every day,
in many different threads, in many different ways.
But if an apology gets you off the hook - so be it,
Its a shame that the chat rooms, are not fully legit.
So Paula just be careful, we dont want you gone,
But to ban you because of that, would simply be wrong.
Im totally against it! I feel strong about this,
But here is a girl that if she left, the forums would miss! .

Awwwwwwww Thankyou Mr G.....I wont be gone tho
i promise cos im gonna try harder not to use bad words he he.....
Hey u cant get rid of me that easy!!........

but i never notice you using fowl language!

I seen worse on here anyways!

Mr G........General chat pweeeeeze......lol
Cya there Race ya...........lol

They say that sorry is one of the hardest words
but then 'they' say lots of things
like 'the bush that's best in hand is a bird's'
or something that has a similar ring.
But apologies can be beautiful
in the aftermath of a row
the tears, the hugs, being full
of remorse (make-up sex, oh wow!)
The happiness of being together
the laughter, the smiles, the hugs
the sitting close, watching the weather
cuddled up, on the rug like snug bugs.

Fab Swing,,,lol


Title:Fishnet stockings!!

lol fishnets!!!

Girls with fishnet stockings, is what we like to see,
That includes all the lads, including me.
When they cross their legs and reveal some thigh,
and you see the stockings rising high.
O what a glorious sight - the black criss cross on the leg,
Id rather they got rid of clothes, and just wear them instead.
But watch out girls, they can rip or even ladder,
but to me you still look tempting, so it really doesnt matter.
I remember meeting a girl, who wore them all the time,
I had to steal a pair while she slept, now i call them mine!
So when your gettin ready to go out, or to the pub for a lock-in,
remember that we get turned on, when we see the fishnet stockings!!!

Edited at 00:04 Fri 14/04/06 (BST)

HA HA HA HA ,,,,,,You stole a pair?? OMG Mr G in fishnets!! I hate them ewwwwwwww
Go on Mr G gizza flash of ya legs........

crackin poem btw!.........lol

yeahhhhhhhhhh great poems swing n mr g

Title: chairs

Chairs chairs, O wonderful chairs
Chairs with hairs
Chairs with faces
Chairs in weird places
Chairs that walk
Chairs that talk
Chairs that fight
Chairs that bite
O wondeful Chairs

hahaha gr8 poem cue- made me chuckle that...

Chairs

Chairs can be sat on in many different ways,
Some are small but sturdy, some big enough to lay.
Some are small and plumpy, and are full of beans,
Some make the denim rub off from your jeans.
A lot can hurt your bottom, if you sit there too long,
Some chairs have three legs, and simply just look wrong.
I sit here in my bedroom, on a stool, a blue seat,
The legs on it short enough, so the floor meets my feet.
But i would rather have one that swivels, also with wheels,
So i could push my self around, and brake with my heels.
Most come from ikea, the swedish chair resort,
I saw the best chair ever there, or at least thats what i thought.
I gave it a test drive, swinging in the aisles,
I fell off with a hard crash, after rolling many miles.