He says its lovely HUH! yeah right!
He blames me wen he farts at night
Making out that he's all sweet
well hes not just smell his feet

Hmmm....right , this is poetry war !!!!

OH RLY? Pmsl well erm 'scuse me but ur pik says who the farter is MATE

Paula had a password that some evil 'person' guessed
The username of jsg has now been put to rest
So here's a tip for the imposter: buy yourself an urn
Cos when we find you mother******, you are gonna burrrrrnnnnn.....

Well there was Kev
Oh and Stella to
They both said Good Morning
How do you do
I replied Oh its you two
Im not to bad,hows you
They both replied
Not to bad,now seein you
And the next thing,what came in there heads
They told me to get off back to my bed






LMAO

Edited by forum moderator tidnab, at 14:20 Tue 29/05/07 (BST)

PMSL ^^^^ True as well !

Yes but i dont want me bed
Im still wide awake
As you can see
yep its me
Oh hang on
I just need a ppppppp

lmao Jill's having a wobble
and now she needs a bobble

my names kev im a small little fella
i come on gen chat for banter with stella
with jill and paula, begger and jon
we stay on here for hours long

A bobble jill did try
She pushed and pushed
But it wouldnt budge
So of to the shop
Needs something
to help her plop










pmsl

Well lets say hello
To the little fellow
Whos name is Kev
Oiiiiiiii you
get off to bed






Edited by forum moderator tidnab, at 14:21 Tue 29/05/07 (BST)

ill b leaving gen chat soon
cos im off out
and b4 jill gets me
and gives me a clout

You mean you going quite soon
So what will i do
For the rest of the afternoon
So dont take long
And get back soon

please dont swear
its not very fair
young eyes may see
so please watch the language
and dont be 'cheeky'


Thankyou

Edited at 14:22 Tue 29/05/07 (BST)

Ok tids
If i did swear
I will hold my hand up
Right in the air
I Know theres kids here
And i do care
So heres to the kids
sorry if i did swear

Awww Thankyou Loony....hehe

Edited by forum moderator tidnab, at 23:11 Tue 29/05/07 (BST)

This is for YKW

You changed my world with a blink of an eye
That is something that I can not deny
You put my soul from worst to best
That is why I treasure you my dearest

You just don't know what you have done for me
You have made me the best that I can be
You really are an angel sent from above
To take care of me and shower with love

When I'm with you I will not cry even a single tear
And your touches have chased away all of my fear
You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile
It is even better everytime you smile

It so magical those things you've made
To bring back my faith that almost fade
Now my life is a dream come true
It all began when I was loved by you

I wish I could talk until the end of day
But now I'm running out of things to say
So I'll end by the line you already know
"I LOVE YOU" more than what I could show

Stell xx

Edited at 17:20 Tue 29/05/07 (BST)

Awwwwww Stell thats lovely!

*Pushes Steph outta the way and says..lovely? LOVELY? That is AMAZING*


Stella...*MWAH* Every word of that poem..i wanna say..."Back at'cha honey" ILYSM x

Come on ppl more poems pls.