WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *big smiles*...He's has got to do more for that..lol...Thanx Ruds

Np, Glad to make u feel better
sorry i cant do them like Ste tho





Sorrry, limit for today guys, cya tommorow!
So no more poem, sowwy :(

Edited at 00:32 Sat 28/10/06 (BST)

Awww Hey ur's are great Ruds

yeah yours a great rudders

Thnx Steph and paula, another title may i please

Ok here's a statement thats so very true,
Last night something happened that made me feel blue.
I was in the big club, having a drink,
When all of a sudden I started to blink.
My heart beat faster, and I couldn't breathe right,
I really did think it was my very last night.
My friends looked at me, asked if I was ok,
But I couldn't breathe, so I couldn't say.
I had to hold on to a bar, to keep me stood up,
And they gave me some water from a plastic cup.
It lasted ten minutes, it was such a scare,
The sort of cold fear, that I couldn't bare.
They would of took me home, but I said no,
I was out with the lads, I didnt want to go.
Fresh air outside, my breathing calmed down,
Struggling for air, like I was going to drown.
But I got back to normal, no scare anymore,
And I woke up at 6, on the kitchen floor.

wow gr8 poem, no1's in ur league!!

As i put my boots on, in the sweaty room
And here the croud go wild, cheering, clash and boom
I get changed into my team colours
And go onto the pitch, with my fellowing brothers
Start passing the ball, forth and back
and believe, you me, you dont want to hack
for if you do, you see the dreaded card
and it makes you feel, like some smelly lard
and that cant happen, infront of all the crowd
as they clash and boom, ever so loud
So i carry on passing, forth and back
When someone slide tackles me, Thats a hack!?!
The reff pulls out his card, for this unfortunate player
And the expression on his face builds up over layer
Its closing minutes, were in injury time now
But the time has stopped, for that painful foul
I take the kick...... GOAL! i jump for glee
thats when my fellowing brothers, surround me

Edited at 00:14 Sun 29/10/06 (BST)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! gud one.........

BUT this was on 2nd page
Someone do a poem for Steph plz

wow great poems

Stephy my lovely, really how do you do?
Its been a short while since I last talked to you.
I hope everythings fine, and that your ok,
I have no lectures now, so come on today.
And then we can catch up, and ask how we are,
For now I have moved, I feel very far -
From Leeds is one thing, but grimsby another,
I feel like I've lost my funkypool mother.
Your fine I am sure, you are a top lass,
And one of the greatest friends - really top class.
I hope this little poem lifts up that look,
Come on now stephy just put down that book.
And give us a dance, a shout and a twirl,
Because its so obvious your a special girl.
Loved on this site with the biggest of praise,
We hope you stay here for the rest of your days.
So here you are stephy, a token from me,
To yours so faithfully, from your dear friend Ste.

*claps*

woohoo. well put mr guevara.

hehe thanks murph

ah wow, great poem, i'm sure she'l be made up with that!

How the 7 Dwarves got their name

Miss Snow White was a randy cow,
And desperate for a f**k,
So off she went into the woods,
To try and get some luck.

She'd almost given up looking,
When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then she stumbled on the cottage,
And went in for a poke.

Her clothes came off in seconds.
And she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in,
With a merry song and dance.

Snow White just stood there speechless,
And thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good s**g,
But now she could have seven.

Straight away she took command,
"My f***y needs a lick!"
And when one dwarf moved forward,
She said "Oh, you'd better drop your pick."

So down he went onto all fours,
And said "I ain't licking that,"
"Not there, that is my a***ole,
You DOPEY little brat!"


Cont............

Edited by forum moderator squeezy, at 20:09 Wed 1/11/06 (GMT)

The next dwarf started blushing,
"Do we have to do it here?"
Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
Unless you're a f***ing q**er"

So reluctantly he whipped it out,
To prove he was no fool.
And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho."
As she rode upon his tool.

Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
Cause he hadn't had a sniff,
And due to his impatience,
He couldn't raise a stiff.

"Relax, you GRUMPY b****rd,"
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his f***in load.

The next dwarf got a blow-job,
And she took him deep quite easy,
But she just avoided brain-damage,
When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

With three dwarves left,
She turned and said, "You're next, I want your nob!"
But not sooner had he entered her,
And he was sleeping on the job.

Cont.........

Edited by forum moderator squeezy, at 20:11 Wed 1/11/06 (GMT)

"Wake up you SLEEPY b***ard"
She wanted more from him.
And he woke with such excitement,
That he filled her hairy q**m.

The next dwarf rammed his up her,
And sh***ed her f***y raw,
A dazed Snow White them whimpered.
"That should be against the law."

He made poor Snow White tremble,
He was so big and thick
"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
With that f***ing great big d**k"

With one dwarf still remaining,
But feeling rather sore,
she said "You'll have to use your tongue,
My t**t can't take no more!"

And so he put his tongue to work,
Where others had placed their c***s,
And 'cause he made Snow White feel better,
She named the last dwarf "DOC."

Now Snow White couldn't do much,
With all that spadge inside her q**m,
So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
And filled it to the brim.

Cont........

Edited by forum moderator squeezy, at 20:08 Wed 1/11/06 (GMT)

Cont.... starts 3 posts back

So there's the truth about the dwarves,
And how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White,
And joining in her games.

There's one more thing you need to know,
And that's - What happened to that cup,
Well think of what you're drinking,
When you next buy 7-Up!




EDIT:Squeezy: Editted the words on the poem due to some of the people who might read it, I've left the majority of it for people to enjoy though, the ones who can figure out what the words are less likely to be offended by them so didn't feel a removal was needed. I personal love it but try to keep the language in them a bit cleaner in future.

Edited by forum moderator squeezy, at 20:17 Wed 1/11/06 (GMT)

LMAO! STILL ON THE JOKES THEME LMAO!

The Ex is back on the scene
Says hes sorry for being mean
But i have heard it all before
So how can i be really sure

Says he needs me in his life
Wants me someday to be his wife
Said of this he can assure
Cos he will try forever more

Messed me round so many times
And even tho i saw the signs
Stayed with him for so long
Even though i knew it was wrong

I loved him so, he didnt care
And every day when i was there
He treated me a little cruel
And made me feel a total fool

The time then came when i knew
That every day id feel so blue
I knew i had to just let go
But doing that it hurt me so

For days on end i sat and cried
Wondering why he ever lied
But now he knows just what he lost
Cant have me back at any cost



Aww Thanks For the Stephy poem Ste *hugs*
an pmsl at Stella's

Edited at 00:30 Tue 31/10/06 (GMT)