(Renamed) Attitude only gets you so far
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12:39 Tue 17 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
Have u ever wondered what people mean when say they are givin more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? I have all the answers.
If A=1 AND B=2 AND C=3 etc.... (u get the point)
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
K N OW L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100% (PERFECT)
However,
B U L L S H 1 T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
Visual proof that knowledge and hardwork is not enough, attitude will get u ther, but bullsh1t will put u over the top.
If A=1 AND B=2 AND C=3 etc.... (u get the point)
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
K N OW L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100% (PERFECT)
However,
B U L L S H 1 T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103%
Visual proof that knowledge and hardwork is not enough, attitude will get u ther, but bullsh1t will put u over the top.
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12:53 Tue 17 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
omg
dyou not understand
o yeah u support celtic
u cant
dyou not understand
o yeah u support celtic
u cant
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13:03 Tue 17 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
I dont support any football team
Jus had to say sumin bac
SORRY
(why do i always apologiuse :-s)
Jus had to say sumin bac
SORRY
(why do i always apologiuse :-s)
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13:56 Tue 17 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
No
i am on a high amount of food
trhink thtas funnier than the joke :-P
i am on a high amount of food
trhink thtas funnier than the joke :-P
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14:09 Tue 17 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
btw this joke is inda meant 4 office people only
jus tought da rest of u people mite enjoy it
jus tought da rest of u people mite enjoy it
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04:30 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
i actually thought it was good sumo,,,ha ha :-)
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11:50 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
Thankyou very much
FINALLY
SOMEONE WITH A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOUR
FINALLY
SOMEONE WITH A DECENT SENSE OF HUMOUR
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11:50 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
Why was it renamed
It wasnt like BULLSH1T was rude or nythin
It wasnt like BULLSH1T was rude or nythin
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13:50 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
i liked the original post. everything else you said was pointless
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14:17 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
Here r as few more jokes
That funi rhymes
Simple simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the Pieman,
"What have u got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies You D1CHEAD"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said, " F()ck him, hes only a egg.
(And of course)
Little boy blew
he needed the cash
That funi rhymes
Simple simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the Pieman,
"What have u got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies You D1CHEAD"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said, " F()ck him, hes only a egg.
(And of course)
Little boy blew
he needed the cash
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14:19 Wed 18 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
Or if u dont like nursery rhymes but a straight punch line:
Pop Idol Will Young- number one for the second week - when interviewed he said hed rather be filling the number 2 slot.
Pop Idol Will Young- number one for the second week - when interviewed he said hed rather be filling the number 2 slot.
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12:09 Thu 19 Jan 06 (GMT) [Link]
WHEYHEY
Thank god no witty comments from nyone
Thank god no witty comments from nyone
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