MEN'S RULES
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are....... Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go out somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are capable and prepared to discuss such topics as the Leafs, NASCAR, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

i wud read that...but i cudnt be bothered

its about time we had some of them! maybe u women will understand now that we are after all human just like you!.......well the mojority of u anyway = P

hail redneck_male crusader for men's rights

lol

VERY GOOD REDNECK...*claps*
just one thing tho,,u sed it was mens rules but the last 2 things u stated were:-
you have enough clothes......
you have too many shoes......
tell me,,,,,how are they rules???
try adding...
MENS RULES:
we expect to get laffed at for saying/doing stupid things!!!!...............(sorry, couldnt resist it!)

I THINK YOU SHOULD RENAME YOUR THREAD TO WHAT MEN EXPECT.......COS BE HONEST,MEN ARE NOT RULERS......WE GIRLS ARE!!!
SIMPLE AS!

mens rules:
1. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us

only coz we just slash over it when its down, like a cross bathroom shot, half the fun of cuttin loose!

A-HA THATS ANOTHER THING..........LOL
MENS RULES:- LEARN TO USE TOILET SEAT.YOUR A BIG GIRL......WHO US OR YOU..........HA HA

hahahaha love the rules. but i am sori u boy will nva, NVA WIN!!!!!!!!

well i tried. i found them and couldnt help but share them hope you'all got a good laugh

main rule for men: men rule when women let them

argue all u like lads...its true

WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE??
A TRUE MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE TRUE RULES FOR MEN....I LUV IT!!
*MWAH TO SQUEEZY* WELL SED HUNNY........
AND YES, ARGUE ALL YA WANT LADS/MEN/BOYS..
COS IT IS TRUE AN U KNOW IT!!

REDNECK U FOUND THEM??? HERES ME THINKIN U SAT UP ALL NITE MAKIN THEM UP *tut tut*...HA

whoooooo go paula well sed =-D

*bow's*...thnx stephy......lol
WELL MEN/BOYS/LADS THINK THIS THREAD HAS JUST REACHED ITS END!!!!!
SO TELL ME ONCE MORE, WHO RULES AGAIN?????
LMAO

Nice try redneck, some good stuff there, however....
WOMEN RULE
(we'll just say that to keep their simple minds happy he he he (but shhh don't tell them that))

Edited at 00:01 Fri 13/01/06 (GMT)

YOU NEED TO REFER TO WOMENS THREAD!!!!!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.


i've been telling my mum this for years...