Don't you just love it when you are playing a match of say '1st to 5' and you might be winning or losing when the other player comes out with some classic excuse to leave?

Here's the Top 5 i've heard:

1. "Got to go m8, i don't like you!"
2. "m8, gotta go, need to take my kid to Hospital."
3. "God i feel sick, brb."
4. "Got to pee, brb" (a well used classic)
5. "You play this game too much m8, c ya"

Sounds familier? If so add your own classics below.

i'm going to use you for a second pool_life, you don't do this.

I get people that don't say anything.

pool_life leaves the room. ;)

Just using you pool_life, you don't do that.

The old 'silent retreat' method!

Very nice m8.

If they are the ones who own the game, i guess i dont see the problem in it, it's their game, they can do what they like, although some are quite funny.

voo_voos just used a classic.......

voo_voos: first to 5 mate?
louis: i dnt do that nemore ppl just leave once i beat them
voo_voos: i dnt! i dnt care!!

*I THEN BEAT HIM!*

voo_voos: sorry mate gotta go to town

i beat him 2-0 before he sed taxi's here and left lol

dunno if this is an excuse really but i say gotta go for hte tourn gg's then go .... also ya could say it when the anouncement says 2mins left say "gotta go for the tourn l8az" lol

I always try to be polite and honour the 1st to 5 match wen it happens, if i cant continue i will then forfit my game if im on a winning streak and apologise and explain my reasons.........Now, i hope the gesture is taken as sincere but i cant help it if people take the funnies with me, so after a have made my excuse and tell them i will give them the game i just say C YA and leave, avoiding ne confrontation.
Got enuff worries in life without people i dont know adding to it lol

Louis, it was the very same voo_voos who said to me he had to take his kid to the hospital.

First he asked me for a 1st to 5 match. I agreed and won the 1st rack. That's when he dropped the bombshell on me.

He was back on 20 mins later!!!

'I've gotta go and put the bins out'
'I got no chance playin a robot, bye'
'**** *** *******' (always reply with a smile)
'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh my leg'
'sum1 else wants a game, cya'
'dam' pool_life watches squeezy's game (a WSO :-P)
'gilegb vbqeovbwe vb oevbwev vqgewh ewhhbqtjrth'

squeezy: i'm so sorry mislead, i can't beat you. you're already winning 53-7 and i can't take losing anymore





;-)

lol thats bad too funny for words lol
fallingoverlaughingsohardomg toofunny
i going to mock squeezy

i dont usually make excuses......i just say i cant be bothered to carry on.....cause i know ill win ya anyway

liberate, it didn't actually happen... :-P

ha ha..wen toonarmy loses badly he doesnt respond!!

lol

"sorry mate i cnt beat ya- ur too good" is what i only ever hear

lmao

Edited at 19:35 Fri 16/12/05 (GMT)

My favorite one yet is srry dude my wife is having her baby

hiya lol once i was 93 in the 1st to 15 and this user 012345678 or something says i am il i need to go to the doctor cya l8r i was like u cheat lol pml

hiya lol once i was 93 in the 1st to 15 and this user 012345678 or something says i am il i need to go to the doctor cya l8r i was like u cheat lol pml