and wooden paddles

Edited at 00:28 Sat 19/03/05 (GMT)

oi baby_lion!!

which he inserts

ur mums a he?

neway

into gillis c*nt

enough of the grossness

When simon drank

some more alchohol

whislt watching kylie

minogue rub herself

and sing crap

he ate kebabs

Everyone should seriously read this story. I'm thinkin about publishing it, what u reckon...?

Once upon a time someone died after looking at old pigeon's toes, which fell off into the sink and blocked the pipes when the toes got stuck in adam's mouth and then adam choked, and then nicknax stood behind and took it like a man. Then one day, people might say funkypool is the greatest site to learn perfect sarcasm and moaning about anything that they feel like until they eventually get bored and molester little lambs and then simon removes the post because he cares about himself and the little lamb who is his pet, bit simon's arm and it sucked his ear and also bites baby lion's tongue and then she cried home to simon and he kissed it better, adopted an african elephent who's name was misleadyouth, and then he attacked her with a shovel.

Then mislead youth who supported leicester, drove a trolley into simon's face so it looked beautiful.Everybody hates Ibiza (the place) because of its lack of intelligence and stupidity, so tommy is retarded and bent but hopefully Man Utd will get relegated and then i will cry till nicknax eats an apple, but man Utd beat leeds but nobody cares because leeds are not very good, that's why my mum is now carrying a saucepan full of sof, pink, fluffy elephant's cheese which smell rather funky considering it's out of date, but still, it made a stain on the carpect that wouldn't clean, so my dog licked his bum and simon watched in awe because he is very fascinated with animals and their anatomy.

Changing the subject is not allowed because it's joyless. One fateful day, revenge sucked a giant platypuss' leg- as did simon because they both have good style, but simon realised he loved gilli but gilli threw a punch at simon because he is hitting on a fox named bob, who is a transvestite. But the tranny is actually called revenge and he is great for the society of g.ay because he loves skittles and popcorn at the cinema. So he then ripped his boxers and he went into the pub and saw simon, so he ran over and kissed punk's butt, then got bugered hard in the disabled car parking area by the mayor Quimby of springfield and he licked apu's favourite cucumber which grew legs and some eyes and destroyed the pentagon and G.bush and England rejoyced because they are warty and smell like insides of fish and hamster's urine and then big_lion urinated over himself and dead_kennedy watched- it was torture.

But then misleadyouth climaxed whilst watching whilst whipping ibiza with bamboo cane all night lobe and he killed the canary islands with a silenced hekler&kotch mp5 automatic self-drying hand washable macine gun. Then blood splattered everywhere over naked virgins, while beautiful angels sucked each other.That sunday, Tommy smacked therams cause he's an a$$ and blood splattered and teeth came out and tommy is a silly sausage but he is aroused by this and wants to feel his boobs which are huge with inverted nipples that mislead sucked (miss a bit out.....)Gilli's mum likes S&M, especially leather whips and wooden paddles which he inserts into gilli's c*nt. When simon drank some more alcohol whilst watching kylie minogue rub herself and sing crap, he ate kebabs!

I'm so drunk I'd pay for it to be published. Good evening gorgeous people

typo's...

sof= soft

lobe= long

eyup stud!

simon is as drunk as a lord! teehee!

si is drunk on wine gums hahahahahahahahah

wtf are wine gums

aww bless his cotton socks! (ones i'm gona buy him for easter) Lol, bet simon's gona look at this in mornin n think 'what the fk!'