lol

lol

mrniceguy, that answer was weak man!!! well done for trying though lol.

y do we measure in miles per hour and not miles per week?

lol well at least i tried, and gilli, miles per hour is used because it was originally km per hour and the reason 4 not using miles per week is because per hour is a simpler way to be recorded...if that made sense? dnt think it did did it. oh yer, good joke bout kruz btw squeezy lol

Edited at 16:32 Wed 9/03/05 (GMT)

y are humans not, pink, yellow,blue, with white stripes?

wel depends on ur religion as some 'christians' may argue that in the bible it says people were created in gods image. i would love 2 see a human wiv white stripes tho lol

lol

gilli is amused?

who says i was jkin about the beckhams?....lol, sum ppl do have white stripes, if u stay next to a fence (one wiv gaps in it(goin vertically)) when in the sun for a long time, u will become red and therefore from the shadows of the fence have white stripes....if u have brown skin or black skin this will not work, paint may be needed...to be pink yellow and blue paint will also be needed...or u could just have a medical problem an be very cold

gilli is amused btw, forgot to answer that 1

squeezy that is the most bizzare thing i've ever seen!

how do i ask my gf to stick 3 fingers up my anus and scream "Kurt Cobain is god, Kurt Cobain is god" without sounding homosexual?

man, ur perverted

^^^^

erm...well u simply dont lol

lmao...i know thats perverted, but i find it funny lol...well i'll try an answer that....1: make sure u speak in english, 2: make sure u have washed properly, 3: b sure that she is into that kinda thing 1st, 4: make sure she knows who kurt cobain is, 5: make sure she has at least 3 fingers, 6 find sumthin better to do with ur time in the future

step 7: make sure she doesn't do any cooking or typing afterwards

i think that's even more perverted than what mislead said

sorry, but i sed i'd answer nethin