Once upon a time there was a funkypool player called Derpatovski. He made it up to high 90 rank quite a lot. Later on in his funkypool life he was at 99.0 and soon he was at 99.9 but then whilst he was in a game his beloved pc froze! But Derpatovski the warrior had to go on. with his rank at 97.2 he had to go on a massive winning streak. He eventually made it to 99.9 again but was this the end... He was to chicken to play another game fearing he would lose!!! But this person is Derpatovski the warrior so he had to fight on. He played a young gun Kaotic fearing his funkypool life. It was a tense encounter but Derpatovski came out on top with 3 balls remaining. He had achieved his goal. He had done it.

Ive got dust on ma shoulder, dust on ma shoulder

haha, nice post.

Well done by the way,

cheerz im just chuffed

unfortunatly it goes bck down to 99.0 in a couple of hours :(

lol o well

Well done derpatovski.

haha, well done.

and now, his life is so complete

Lol only jk, well done xx

I dont Need to achieve anything else apart from winning the 1st division league

lmfao

i personally didn't find it quite that funny

lol up_and_comin wats funny ?!?!?

btw up n comin ur swearing and disgusting behaviour in the chat room isn't impressin anyone

up n comin why do you think you are so big mate i dont think there are many people that acctually like you on here so do us all a favour and either improve your attitude or leave the site

lol nice 1 but i aint on anyones side

sorry if that was a bit blunt but its how i feel

who says anyone's taking sides? it's just how we feel

i have a feeling there mite be a big argument dats why

you don't know the meaning of a big argument, have you checked out the '1 and only ibiza' wotever it is thread? lol THAT'S an argument