say here!

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a qu33r
Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!

ive got a funny one

,!,

Edited at 01:18 Thu 20/10/05 (BST)

i got 1 more Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!

you believe in god?

maybe haha

as if..