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16:47 Thu 24 Feb 05 (GMT) [Link]
did my asian joke get removed for any particular reason? it wasnt offensive, and i think its offensive to asians to hush up about who they are and their heritage. anyway here are some jokes
why do elephants where green felt hats?
--- so they can walk across pool tables without being seen
why do elephants paint the souls of their feet yellow?
--- so they can hide upside down in the butter
why do elephants cover themselves in red dots?
--- so they can climb cherry trees unnoticed
now, have you ever seen an elephant walking across a pool table, or upside down in the butter, or in a cherry tree? no?
--- just goes to show how good their disguises are
why do elephants where green felt hats?
--- so they can walk across pool tables without being seen
why do elephants paint the souls of their feet yellow?
--- so they can hide upside down in the butter
why do elephants cover themselves in red dots?
--- so they can climb cherry trees unnoticed
now, have you ever seen an elephant walking across a pool table, or upside down in the butter, or in a cherry tree? no?
--- just goes to show how good their disguises are
14:39 Thu 1 Dec 05 (GMT) [Link]
Animal House
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, one @ss, two calves, one pu**y, and some crabs on hares.
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, one @ss, two calves, one pu**y, and some crabs on hares.
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