There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

I'd take him over you any day.

And that last one is a direct quote. At least change it a bit.

I've had John...

Back in the day and all.

Tut tut... naughty John.

You would have been underage then.

His favourite film is Aladin.

He ask you to rub his lamp?

Yep I rubbed it vigorously and much to my horror a genie came out...

I was gonna mention caves, but I think were in danger of taking it a bit too far.

Ohh yeahh I went into his Cave, its full of...



































































Gold, what you think I meant?

thought it would be full of sconEEEEEEEEs

Haha. Went a bit off topic in the last few posts.

On the subject of that last post Lewis... No comment!

lol just a bit, didnt realise this topic had been moved in the first place!

Nope it ain't off topic lol, John moved it here so we could dicuss Chuck Norris.

So discuss rudebois

Chuck Norris sold his soul to Satan for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Satan in the face and took his soul back. Satan, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.

...They now eat scones together every second Wednesday of the month.

Oh, and the bit I neglected to mention about the origin of 'scone', is that the Dutch word 'schoonbrot' is probably a derivative of the German (*spits) word 'schonbrot' (*spits), which is pronounced SKONBROT (*spits again, washes mouth out with soap).

But... Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany, so it doesn't matter anyway.

Can't argue with that Lewis. You've seen it yourself, Germany doesn't exist.


Edited at 08:10 Wed 30/01/08 (GMT)

Yes Chuck Norris has declared Germany doesn't exist. And who am I to argue with the Chuck Norris?

Chuck you rule maaaaaaaaaaan!

But he also hasn't declared that you exist lewis.

*Breaking news just coming in*

Today a press conference was held outside Chuck Chimney, in a brief statement to the press Chuck Norris' declared that Lewis007 is alive and is the 2nd greatest person ever, behind Chuck Norris' ofcourse.

***FNN BREAKING STORY***
(funkypool national news)

"All things said by lewis007 are unreliable and he smells like a cow chuck norris just dropped in a massive toilet.

Chuck Norris' loves irony thats why hes just wet himself at the above comment.

Lewis' way of admitting 'scone' actually does rhyme with 'stone'.


So the German language can't exist either then... so the Dutch pronunciation must be correct.

Scones 2-0 Scons