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14:07 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
_mari_poke_ said:
allornothing said:
_mari_poke_ said:
yea! its scone!!
it's scon..im sorry to say i've been right about this my whole life


lol im glad you finally made me see sense!

Of course it's SCON!

SCON SCON SCON!!!


Well said!
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14:10 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
_mari_poke_ said:
yea! its scon and yeah i was wrong all along
see even mari thinks it's scon now

Edited at 19:10 Mon 8/10/07 (BST)
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14:10 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
it's scone all u silly people!!!!!
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14:12 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
LMAO!

its scone lol
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14:13 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
it's scon when will you people learn
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14:14 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
lol i'll learn when someone actually teaches it right...SCONEEEEEE!
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14:16 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
you all know it's scon end of story really

Edited at 19:20 Mon 8/10/07 (BST)
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14:16 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
i'm not the 1 who needs 2 learn..it's sconEEEEEEEEE
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14:18 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
YOU CHANGED IT!

Edited at 19:30 Mon 8/10/07 (BST)
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14:26 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
ScOnEEE ScOnEEE
that'll be it 4 now
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14:29 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
allornothing said:
you all know it's scon end of story really
_mari_poke_ said:
wow...21 pages of this and FINALLY carl gets it lol
thank you mari glad you have accepted "scon" is the correct way at last.
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14:30 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
allornothing said:
allornothing said:
you all know it's scone end of story really
_mari_poke_ said:
wow...21 pages of this and FINALLY carl gets it lol
thank you mari glad you have accepted "scone" is the correct way at last.


lol yep
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14:35 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
mari,it's scon and here's a picture to prove it. Posted Image
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14:42 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
yes i know carl..thats a SCONE
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14:46 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
cant_handle_the_truth said:
yes i know carl..thats a SCONE
it's really a scon mari
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14:51 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
NO! its SCONE im right, your wrong...deal with it!
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14:51 Mon 8 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
'Scon' sounds ludicrously posh. 'Scone' doesn't.

Don't believe me? Well lets try it. Go, put on your best thick Lancrastrian, Mancunian or Yorkshire accent. Or maybe a West Country one. Or Brummie. Done it? Good.
Now try saying 'scon', then 'scone'. Which sounds poshest? It's the former, every time.
Indeed you'll quickly find out that 'scon' sounds absolutely, mind-bendingly stupid said in these accents.

Not convinced? Pah. Still, why take it from me when you can take it from a published anthropologist!

I am of course talking about Kate Fox, publisher of Watching the English, who, in Chapter 4 (Linguistic Class Codes) proclaims...

'Tea' for the higher classes, is taken at around four o'clock, and consists of tea and cakes or scones (which they pronounce with a short 'o').


Yes, that's right. The upper class pronounce it 'scon'. And if that doesn't make it posh, I don't know what does.


Don't believe Kate Fox? Pah. Philistine. Guess we'll have to take a different tack...

So, have you considered all the nice words that rhyme with 'scone'?
I mean, there's bone. They help keep us together. Then there's hone. And Gnome. And phone! Ah yes, and dome. Even a millennium one. And home. Ah, I like home. I especially like it's tone.

And zone! I'm definitely in the scone zone...

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In contrast, lets look at all the nasty, horrible, evil words that rhyme with 'scon'.

Gone (yep you're alone).
None (there's no one there to help you...)
Swan (they'll break your arms with their wings if you're not careful)


Need any other reasons? Still not convinced?
Well how about the bluntness of the Scon pronunciation?

A Scone is a piece a beauty - a joy and a delight to eat. A nice scone covered in butter, maybe some jam, with perhaps even some clotted cream, is a joy unto itself.

On the other hand, a Scon sounds blunt, hard, harsh and generally dull and boring. The kind of thing that sums up images of gravel and concrete. Not tasty at all.


If that doesn't win it i don't know what does.

Edited at 19:52 Mon 8/10/07 (BST)
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15:52 Sat 27 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Dave...NO its a SCON.

Pish to your silly theory.
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16:06 Sat 27 Oct 07 (BST)  [Link]  
squeezy said:
Dave...NO its a SCON.

Pish to your silly theory.



Well said! Its SCON!!
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SCONEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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