Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

lmao thats quiet funny

thats very funny nice 1

Mmm...Smells Good

What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!!

A man walked into a bar ouch
cudnt resist

what does michael jackson and a ps2 have in common.......................they both get turned on by kids....

lol

also they are both made of plastic ;-)

ther was a truck driver hu was a celtic fanatic and wen he was drivin thru glasgow and he ceen rangers fans he wud pretend to hit them and swerve out of the way at the last minute and miss them by the inches. he luved scarin the c*nts. one day he was in glasgow and a priest was hitchikin so he picked him up. as they wer drivin they ceen a rangers fan with an orange sash on. the driver was about 2 hit him but he thought the priest wudnt lyk it so he didnt. but as he was passin the hun he heard a 'thud'. and he said "sorry father i didnt mean to hit that poor rangers fan." but the priest said, "dont worry m8, i hit the b*stard with the door.

rangers had a terrible season, losin every match and finishing last. so eck mcleish decided 2 start a trainin camp in timbucktoo. as the huns wer trainin, eck recieved an urgent fone call and had 2 return 2 glasgow. he said 2 the assistant manager, "listen boy a hav tae go bak tae glesga fa an oor mk the ladz play the cones a fitbo match till a come bk. an hour l8r mcleish returns. "hoos is gan" he says. the assistant manager says, "not too good pal, the cones ar up 5-0!!"

Edited at 18:49 Sun 11/12/05 (GMT)

A Husband says to his Wife....

"I cant remember the last time you enjoyed making love"

She replies

"Why should you.........You Werent There!"

lol

Healthy Virgin

Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

no

is he meant 2 be funi?

my 2 jks ^^^^ wer gd ^_^

ye livvy dey were

cheers =D

y have so many joke threads i think theres too many dont u?

yup