Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

someone kill me

I bet you smiled!

you would never believe how much i didn't

either i dont get it or its not funny!

simon r u made of jokes..u def have a joke book in front of u..haha

This is so bad, it should make you smile.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who
thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!"

simon, the day u make me smile with your jokes is the day i become a moderator.

I prefer the sarcasm :)

But I've never seen you be sarcastic before?

(Rubbish smily winking thingy)

i was talking about your sarcasm. And i'm sure that last statement was far from the truth!

and rubbish smily winking things are cool :(

i'm signing off for the night

Buhbye!!

xx

Me, sarcastic?

Pah, never.

:-|

(decided to come back as drank too much coffee)

1 cup of coffee is too much in my opinion.

Horrible stuff (Rubbish smiley winky thingy)

well i had about 5 <:-( (ace ashamed smily thing)

i liked the stupid teacher one :)

coffee is the best stuff ever esp (especially, for simon) the hazelnut and mocha stuff!

Yuck!

i man walks in to a bar .......OUCH

U GOTTA LAFF LOL

i so laughed at that...