"Oh i think we shud defo...........

so he picks her up, and carries her upstairs (yet again) and lays her down on the bed and............

Say "DONT MOVE, I'll brb" then he...........

goes into the bathroom, checks his underwear...hmm clean enough, strolls back into bedroom and........

FARTS! He looked over to Paula who was (AGAIN) waiting and...

slips into bed , whispers into her ear, and says..............

"Oh God Paula, you have no idea.........

how much i need to......

Hold You in my arms and.........

but stella said,no i need a bobble

LMAO Jill you ara a nutter You need to change your username to the "interupter".

Anyway, moving swiftly on........

but stella said,no i need a bobble......so he went for a bobble, went back into the bedroom and......

he got a funny feelin he wanted a bobble again lmao

when stella got there he realised it was just wind,so he went back

pmsl

held paula in his arms and.........














(Jill if you say he farted im gonna kill you) lmao

then he farted lmao

aaaarrgghhh !!!

So paula opened the window, and told stella to get the air freshener, then she........

fainted,stella then

miracalously came around (so to speak) and laid on the bed, patted the pillow and said........

there you go pet,put your head there so paula looked at stella and could see a twinkle in stellas eye,then when paula was just about to put her head on pillow, stella

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