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Dear Paula...................









(Thanx Ste..)
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(np )


I regret to inform you your big toe on the right foot wants a divorce. He has requested that...
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(pmfsl)
He would now like you to remove your stilletto and.........
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give him a massage before the court hearing. He wants half of your posessions and ...
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The foot massage oil, but he said you can keep the..........






(lmfao!)
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hand-gloves as he wouldnt be needing them. He also left a note by putting paint on his headand scribbling the words:
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Oh And Btw Paula..................
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you must remember to.............
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Wear that nice little....................
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tank top that you bought from..................
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Oxfam, when you went to buy......
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some underwear which didnt fit so i gave it too.........................(yeuch)
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some chocolate from the shop next door.......
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The ice cream man who was about to....... (lmao)
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have all the ..............
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Nuts and wafers taken from him cos........
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he was a very .....................................................
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Naughty man! he had.....
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a big ugly spot on his .................
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face, which looked like a...
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