Once upon a time, there was this scruffy old cat called Mrs Wigglesworth.....................

mrs wigglesworth was a loved cat that 1 day..............

Oh i'm sorry, how rude!!! i forgot to tell you all who this cat belonged to *slaps wrist*........
Anyway, Mrs Wigglesworth belonged to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

can u believe it the 1 and only...........

Truly, handsome, fit, funny, lovin, hunk, who goes by the name of,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

de de daaaaaaaaaaaaaa shud i say it shud i???????????

oh escuse miss steph people, she goes like this sometimes!!
c'mon now steph, you will be fine, take a deep breadth and just say who the cat belonged to,,,,,,YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
I KNOW YOU CAN!!!!.......................

(PAULA ROFLMFAO LOL OMG HILARIOUSLY FUNI LOL)

erm i go like what paula i dnt no wot u mean i am perfectly normal,

newaysssssssss were was i, o yes now i remember, the cat belonged 2, *takes deap breath* ediss aka sub aka darren

(ediss if u read this plzzzzzzzz do not kill me lol)

aka me :(

awwww ediss dnt wori tis funi b happy =)

however darren loved mrs wigglesworth so much he...

let her sit on his recliner chair, all was going well..............


(squeezy, this is a true story u know honest to god!!!!) lol

untill he decided that he wanted 2 sit on the chair.............

(it is squeezy it is lol n did i get it ryt ??????? lol)

Oh did i mention, that on this occasion, sub was erm,,,,,, umm, erm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ok,ok, he was in his NAK!!!........
anyhow, he wanted the chair back but Mrs Wigglesworth wouldnt budge.................

so he decided that he wud.............

(erm forgot u carry it on paula u no wot happened lol)

KICK IT!! ONLY HE COULD'NT CATCH IT!!...............

so he chased it around the house but............

omg my rep is being sliced up b4 my eyes (its a load of pucky dave) lol.

he got stuck in a big cake....... oh dear!!!!...... it was choclate!!!!!!!.......

lol nevo luv tis a real story lol