the stripes that he nva got, but he decided this was a bad idea so he.............

Edited at 00:00 Wed 7/09/05 (BST)

he went home and grabbed a......

bucket n spade as he wanted 2 go 2 the beach, wen he gt 2 the beach he.......

Edited at 00:17 Wed 7/09/05 (BST)

buried a jew in the sand as the jew was being jewish and refusing to loan money for a hndy summers ice cream...

he got the ice cream in the end and.....

PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!!!! THEN HE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

penetrated deep ino the sand lol, it felt so warm, a little like.....

A HOT WATER BOTTLE BETWEEN THE INNER..................

covers of................

(lmao omg how funi)

an elephants ears, elephants ears flap about like,,,,,,,,,,,,,

wings, they flapped that much that the elephant took of (hahahaha) he flew 2.................

iraq but was shot down during a hostile invasion by the U.S, then sadam hussains minnions pounced and.....

they all were all left 2.............

eat the elephant! but while they tucked in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

they noticed sumthing very strange..........

it was nout other than our vry own gav! naked, square dancing on the white house front lawn with.....

balls in 1 hand ,cue in other trying to do the conga!!!,,,,,,,,,oh but boy did he look.........................

left at the wrong time, perfect timing to see right through the window and catch george bush and his daughters in a........

big.............

Edited at 00:34 Thu 8/09/05 (BST)

lol yeh i got it in 1st steph!