cum on 2 msn so he could talk to him and refrain from having to contact him through the medium of telekinisis because it made him want to....

hurt him, however the other was playing pool and didnt like msn coz it was evil.....

pure evil,,,,,,,, cos it changed ppl from being mates to.. hardly talking anymore and when that happens everything just goes.................

bananas, which was realy wierd because bananas were not 'in' at the time, so anouther roit started..

between Farren and Justsumgirl...cos she loved bananas and he sed they werent 'in' at the time,things got a bit heated
until................

sub_zero turned up and quelled the rebelion, brought back the golden fleece, captured the holy grail, village ppl cheered......

and then sub_zero sliped on a banana skin and fell of a cliff into the waters and died in pokadot dolphins home where he was...

preparing to launch an audacious takeover bid to try and aquire the services of marks and spencer which was key in his dastardly plan to take over the world, the only hope in stopping him lay in the hands of.....

robert pires and thierry henry!!!, but they were too pre- occupied with the meaning of football. robert was then brutally....

abused by boss arsene wenger for molesting daughter.....

justsumgirl, who was a lippy scouser and wantd to kill lots of geordies on a drunken stampede through gateshead.....

using a loaf of bread and a rubber duck so she........

tied down steve coogan (alan partridge) and asked him why on earth he was knicking traffic cones on the m4 with a geordie bartender, he replied....

coz i felt like it...

so steve and paula got married, but then she cheated on him with the geordie bartender and polka dot dolphin, in a love triangle.....

which was really a love square....

yep and i wanna end dis coz its stupid now

that jamel joined in, so what happened next was...

we all laughed at the pathetic futile attept to impede the "NEVER ENDING" story.....

which is never ending so dont even try to end it or it will result in certain concequences like....

Edited at 21:06 Thu 25/08/05 (BST)