what did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant ?

Is it mine?

well laugh then!

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THATS NOT FUNNY ITS SEXIST U RETARDED WINDOW LICKER

Not actually sexist as its about the colour of her hair not what sex she is :-P

true

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while though, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Dave, you're a vet..."

How do I get across that river?

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.

"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.

The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

Jelly Baby goes to the doctors.
'Doctor I think i've got a sexualy transmitted disease' says the Jelly Baby.
'And why is that?' replies the doctor.
'well' said the jelly baby 'I've been sleeping with all sorts'

d'ya get it? d'ya get it?! its bad i know but u'll be tellin ur friends later on...

Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other, this taste funny to you?

lol squeezy quite funny but lame mate :-D

NA NICE 1 DAVE ;-)

cruiser goes down in the carribbean..3 survivors..dave darren and debby..they swim to the nearest island..they begin to do what comes natural...but 2 yrs pass and debby feels guilty about havin sex with both darren and dave so she kills herself...well darren and dave are both gutted but they get over it and again begin to do what comes natural..2 yrs pass and they begin to feel very guilty.................so they bury her....hehe

Two men are playing golf and two women in front are taking their time on the putting green. One man asks the other if he wants to have a word with them.
He agrees, gets halfway there, recognises the women and comes back, telling the first guy that one was his wife and the second was his mistress. Seeing his friend's embarrassment, the first guy went up, got most of the way there then went back.

First guy: "Did you say that one woman was your wife and the other was your mistress?
Second guy: Yes, they are!
First guy: Small bloody world, isn't it?

LoL

squeezy there great !

Down she goes

What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?
A ho down.

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

the tooth fairy, santa, and old drunk and a rangers fans each spot a £20 note...................hu gets it??




































the old drunk of course, the other 3 r mythological creatures

Edited at 10:50 Mon 31/10/05 (GMT)

yeah because everyone knows what an "old druk" is

;-)

Alonso.....LMAO!!!! good one